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*two goons wrestling each other on the ground* detective, bleeding out in the corner: shoot him! end this before he gets away! rookie with shaky hands: but which one do i shoot? they are identical!
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rookie cant shoot for poo poo ^^^
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unfunny computer
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newreply.php posted:imagine... plugging a NIC killer into a killer NIC!!! That's an etherkiller u scrub
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bobbilljim posted:holy poo poo they got a photo of the computer killer!!!! look out!! are you supposed to plug that into a wall socket? what's with the plug end? that won't fit in a wall socket
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prefect posted:are you supposed to plug that into a wall socket? what's with the plug end? that won't fit in a wall socket eurosocket
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newreply.php posted:all victims of the computer killer, but he had a final hair-raising surprise in stock for the city's people... he let black man 3 live... shush
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prefect posted:are you supposed to plug that into a wall socket? what's with the plug end? that won't fit in a wall socket prepare your mind to be blown  
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bobbilljim posted:prepare your mind to be blown -- dramatic reconstruction --
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bobbilljim posted:prepare your mind to be blown stop showing me pictures of medieval war weapons and expecting me to believe they're power connectors
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computer detective: the guy was bkilled withh a blunt obnject, probabaly a computer
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computer: time to log out... of life. victim: i havent saved my word document yet
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det kingston: there's something really wrong with this computer it makes blips and bloops whenever something happens on the screen leetgloves: no sir. that's just how IT forensics computers work kingston: okay. zoom in on that picture then *bloopbloop krr krr krr krr" kingston: christ that's annoying
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bigtime hacker Eb00la thusts the switchblade into the chest of det kingston, but it doesn't penetrate. he flips the blade 180 degrees
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det hooper: this sick gently caress is a cannibal too. check his mo: after he kills his victim, he cuts them up into eight bits. det kingston: then? leetgloves: then he has a bite
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 the most demented killer of them all... it doesnt even have the right kind of RAM... sick
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I.N.R.I posted:computer: time to log out... of life.
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the computer killer runs a variant of java with a hyper efficient garbage collector. when it ran out of unused variables, it sought out more garbage, and then found humanity. many people think this shows the software is faulty, but I worry if it's we who are the faulty ones.
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AtomD posted:det hooper: this sick gently caress is a cannibal too. check his mo: after he kills his victim, he cuts them up into eight bits.
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AtomD posted:det hooper: this sick gently caress is a cannibal too. check his mo: after he kills his victim, he cuts them up into eight bits. heh heh
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AtomD posted:bigtime hacker Eb00la thusts the switchblade into the chest of det kingston, but it doesn't penetrate. he flips the blade 180 degrees
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AtomD posted:det hooper: this sick gently caress is a cannibal too. check his mo: after he kills his victim, he cuts them up into eight bits. lol
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computer detective: the computer "crashed" his car. all the victim could do was be a passenger in his own, death. even cars have computers in them now, thats just the kind of world this is, and this guy is just another victim in this sad story called our life's. my angry birds high score on the iphone is 57348932, and my watch has a calculator in it. will they kill me too? o r will humanity once again regain control over the meachines that they helped create before its too late. who knows.
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computer detective: the guy died right in front of a computer. it must have kileld him. there was nobody else around
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AtomD posted:det hooper: this sick gently caress is a cannibal too. check his mo: after he kills his victim, he cuts them up into eight bits. close thread
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AtomD posted:det hooper: this sick gently caress is a cannibal too. check his mo: after he kills his victim, he cuts them up into eight bits. nice
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computer killer qu'est-ce que c'est bu bu bu bump bu bu bump bump buump
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Good thread all
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and to all a good thread.
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