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my co-worker was cracking me up today with his sweet dream. he dreamed that he had a bicycle that he took the handlebars off of. somehow riding this bicycle with no handlebars made him trip. he rode the bicycle over to his friend's house, tripping, and was like, "yo try this loving bike it makes you trip" but it didnt work for his friends and he wound up looking like an idiot even though it did make him trip. then he read the newspaper and there was a column about morality and it complained that a famous hockey player who lived in the neighborhood was shooting porn at his house. then my friend went over the hockey player's house and watched live porn. my dreams are bullshit compared to this. my co-worker is living some sweet astral experiences and I wwant in.
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I had a dream recently that I was walking through the Smithsonian's ancient Southeast Asian art collection when I decided to go wash my hands (I do this very frequently). There was a long line for the ladies room, so I just went into the mens room to wash my hands. Of course, I washed my hands and turned around to see none other than Carl Sagan pissing at a urinal. I approached him and shook his hand, still pissing mind you, and started crying and telling him how he was my hero and he changed my life and that I've read all of his books. None of this is true. I know next to nothing about Carl Sagan but he gave me a sage lecture, we embraced, and he walked me out of the museum.
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Nov 30, 2014 02:55
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by sebmojo
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psshh we all slaves dawg dont matter what day of the week you work for massa
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Nov 30, 2014 04:13
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If you want I can enter your dreams and incept you with some cool stuff....or I can just grope you while you sleep
Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co
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Nov 30, 2014 04:52
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i havent had a dream in a long time, please help
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Nov 30, 2014 05:50
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- Sleepy Sip
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i havent had a dream in a long time, please help
haven't had a dream, in a long time
see the luck i've had, can make a good man, bad?
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Nov 30, 2014 05:53
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by zen death robot
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i havent had a dream in a long time, please help
Get a really bad cold, and at the height of fever, watch some Cyriak videos as you fall asleep
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Nov 30, 2014 06:00
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by XyloJW
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he controlled the bike with a dildo up his butt OP.
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Nov 30, 2014 07:03
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by Azathoth
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i havent had a dream in a long time, please help
Eat something! http://www.world-of-lucid-dreaming.com/15-foods-that-enhance-your-dreams.html
I sometimes have mad crazy dreams by tuning my stereo to a white noise station, then laying on my bed & covering up my eyes. I'd have two-hour long dreams in the space of 5-10 minutes. I can't always do it.
I discovered this by accident while trying to trigger my brain's pattern-matching hallucinations (supposedly if you listen to white noise, you'll start to hear whispers as your brain is desperate to make sense of the chaos). Anyway I fell asleep and had mad rad visions, and repeated this a few times.
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Nov 30, 2014 13:36
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I sleep harder than him but somehow his dreams always come out silky and badass while I perpetually fall, screaming and nearly dying but never getting to feel the cold embrace of the ground.
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by sebmojo
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this is about my coworker and his dream about a bike that makes you trip as if on LSD when you ride it because it has no handlebars, you selfish jerks
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