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My mom wanted to see exodus and let me tell you First of all Batman plays moses, and despite being raised in egypt he is dressed different than everyone else. Him and Ramses are bros and have swords with eachothers names on it and are like cool. Actually Ramses seems cool in the movie. Hes like choking a snake so he can drink a glass of venom because he said its good for you. Anyways Batman goes to the slave camps and yells at a bunch of jews. Then Jessee Pinkman is like see the elder tonight he wants to talk to you. The elder is like you're the chosen one. Batman leaves the slave camp, yells at a slave boss man for being a big idiot and leaves. A few spies tell slave boss man that batman is secretly a jew. Batman comes back and Slave man tells ramses that Batman is a jew. Ramses is like well let me ask all these people. Sigorney weaver shows up in full egyptian attire at this time for some reason and is like RAMSES PLEASE BE REASONABLE like she does in every movie. Ramses ask some girl questions and is like dont believe you imma cut off your arm. Batman prevents this and is exiled. Batman kills some dudes, marries some girl and its boring. Then hes like chasing goats and see a burning bush and boom theres god as a child. Stupid Then batman trains the jews to fight and theres a dumb battle sequence that makes no sense because how on earth would these slaves have time to become expert bowmen. Then batman is craazy and sneaks into ramses palace threatens him. Plagues happen and thats actually cool as poo poo imho. Actually I feel bad for ramses his son died  then the parting of the sea is a real let down and boring then the ten commandments then the movie is over. What a good 2 and a half hours. |
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Aaron Paul is loving sexy |
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He was def the sexiest jew int he movie at one point hes getting whipped and has that crazy Aaron Paul look on him.
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OP sits at his computer, and cracks his knuckles. "Byob will enjoy this film critique i bet"
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i enjoyed this film critique |
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Hugh Malone posted:i enjoyed this film critique Thanks Hugh
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windy has been a bit of a dick latley |
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Shes under a lot of stress afaik
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Bread Set Jettison posted:Shes under a lot of stress afaik windy, i like your owns when they're funny i mainly wanted to do the 'bit of a dick" joke |
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Hugh Malone posted:i mainly wanted to do the 'bit of a dick" joke oh gently caress
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tjank you for the trip report i didnt know venom was good for you
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Bread Set Jettison posted:A few spies tell slave boss man that batman is secretly a jew. i like this line out of context
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has anyone watched prince of egypt i liked that movie
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Prince of Egypt was good as heck
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Sleepy Owl posted:i like this line out of context batman: ... commissioner gordon: *gasp* batman, you startled me. batman: *gruff voice* i'm jewish. commissioner gordon: huh? what does that have - *looks up* *batman is gone* ---------------- |
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WetNightmare posted:batman: ... |
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batman: i converted gordon: what? batman: i had to ask the joker three times. gordon: listen batman not right now, gotham needs y-- batman: he rejected me the first two times, but now i'm juewish gordon: for god's sake, batman, Mr. Freeze is on the loose! batman: i'll be back in 10 days after my birthright trip |
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mr freeze: I'm gonna convert from liquid to solid batman: heh, nice.. freeze: Shabbat shalom batman: what.. joker [stepping out from behind a pillar]: abolish the so called Jewish state |
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i am he posted:mr freeze: I'm gonna convert from liquid to solid |
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WetNightmare posted:batman: ... lol |
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i am he posted:mr freeze: I'm gonna convert from liquid to solid hahaha god drat |
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i am he posted:mr freeze: I'm gonna convert from liquid to solid
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God killed a whole bunch of people in that movie, and Batman did nothing to save them.
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i am he posted:joker [stepping out from behind a pillar]: abolish the so called Jewish state hahahaha ---------------- |
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