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now you can! with MALLET™! simply apply MALLET™ to the cranial area of the person who heard you! MALLET™ - It's mallets of fun! |
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interested customer who is totally not compensated for his performance: How does it work? |
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Dec 16, 2014 05:25
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Not really.
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Dec 16, 2014 05:25
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I wish I could take back the words I'm typing now, as I type them, live, before anyone but me can see them, right now
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Dec 16, 2014 05:26
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wth posted:interested customer who is totally not compensated for his performance: How does it work? *customer has his skull caved in.* Well, how does it work? ---------------- |
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Dec 16, 2014 05:26
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Don't ask questions! Just buy! Act now and get a free MALLET™ Boring Conversation Eliminator! Free!
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Dec 16, 2014 05:28
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mallet apply directly to forehead mallet apply directly to forehead mallet apply directly to forehead
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Dec 16, 2014 06:20
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sarcastic joke face works too op |
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Dec 16, 2014 09:47
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but wait, there's more! with this exclusive tv offer you can also own ANVIL™, a $900 value, absolutely free, for days, months, or even years of forgettable memories! |
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Dec 16, 2014 13:44
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an easier question would be to ask if I've said or done something I didn't regret |
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Dec 16, 2014 14:08
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i often have a desire to apply a mallet to peoples heads even if i don't want to take something back. will this product work for that as well?
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Dec 16, 2014 15:54
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yeah but I mean you might as well say something regrettable anyway and really get your money's worth imo |
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FluffieDuckie posted:i often have a desire to apply a mallet to peoples heads even if i don't want to take something back. will this product work for that as well? YES!! ---------------- |
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Dec 16, 2014 16:48
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WetNightmare posted:YES!! i'll take 3
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Dec 16, 2014 16:52
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ulvir posted:an easier question would be to ask if I've said or done something I didn't regret |
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*depressing black and white shot* narrator: are you tired of this happening? nerdy guy: will you go out with me? hot girl: I don't like you that way but we can still be friends. *awkward silence* *flashy dissolve to full color shot* narrator: with MALLET, you can avoid the heartache! nerdy guy: will you go out with me? hot girl: I don't like you that way, but we can still be fr-...wait... *girl clocks guy with MALLET* hot girl: I don't like you that way and I doubt you're mature enough to handle a platonic relationship so let's just not talk anymore, ok? nerdy guy: oh, /r/theredpill is SO gonna hear about this! good day, m'lady! *storms away* |
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Dec 16, 2014 18:17
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i was hoping for a more serious take on things when i saw jett had posted in "have you ever wanted to take something back you said?" |
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Dec 16, 2014 18:20
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I'm holding out for MALLET2.0 with e-MALLET and Internet erasure capability |
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Dec 16, 2014 18:36
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No. E: yes |
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Dec 16, 2014 21:06
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funnt guy.. |
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friendly craig posted:i was hoping for a more serious take on things when i saw jett had posted in "have you ever wanted to take something back you said?" |
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Dec 16, 2014 21:53
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will bashing my head with a hammer delete my post history |
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Dec 16, 2014 22:39
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agent k: beatrice there was no alien. the flashing light was not a ufo it was light from a weather balloon *hits her on the head with a mallet*
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Dec 16, 2014 22:48
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But is it gluten free and open source |
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Dec 17, 2014 02:29
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hyellow intarnyet perhyeaps yew hev hyeard about nyew prodyuct 'MEYALLET' is good; but is expyensive; is 400 of rubles for 150 of rubles yew can hev 'HEMMER' 'HEMMER'- is guarantee to not hev cum on it |
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Dec 17, 2014 02:35
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first of all, that's written awfully, and more importantly nobody is goinig to do any kind of business in rubles right now you idiot |
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Dec 17, 2014 02:40
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that would make me an indian sayer, which i'm not |
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Dec 17, 2014 02:45
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friendly craig posted:first of all, that's written awfully, and more importantly nobody is goinig to do any kind of business in rubles right now you idiot боже мой! hokay bet yeww wish yew hjedd HEMMER right abyeout now bwjets |
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Dec 17, 2014 02:55
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can I bash other posters on their heads to delete their posts?
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Dec 17, 2014 03:50
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It was a saturday morning. It was raining but the sun was out. Always confounded me how that happens. "I love you outfit" I said to a passerby. "Thanks!" They smiled and walked on by. But a piece of my soul was gone. wanna hit that bitch with a mallet.
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Sleepy Owl posted:agent k: beatrice there was no alien. the flashing light was not a ufo it was light from a weather balloon *hits her on the head with a mallet* improper usage. please, allow me: agent k: beatrice there was no alien. *hits her on the head with MALLET™ * the flashing light was not a ufo it was a light from a weather balloon ---------------- |
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Dec 17, 2014 06:25
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artistic license
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disclaimer: MALLET™ is not intended to be used in the impersonation of law officials or civic duty officers nor for home or business security purposes nor self defense MALLET™ does not condone violence of any sort
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