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If Chiang Kai-shek were an antidepressant, what kind would he be? A Mao inhibitor. What's an architect's favorite depression drug? Zoloft. What's an english professor's favorite depression drug? Prozac. What's a band kid's favorite depression drug? Cymbalta. Mountain: Comeon, Valley, cheer up. Valley: I can't, I'm too depressed. What do you call a toddler who cheers you up by riding down the sidewalk on his favorite toy? A tricyclic antidepressant. What did Stalin take when he was bummed out during the initial rapid Werhmacht advances on all fronts in Operation Barbarossa? A USSRI. post more funy jokes to give me a reason to live 
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i wish a celebrity would kill me
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WindmillSlayer posted:i wish a celebrity would kill me
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Dec 17, 2014 17:27
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Human sacrifices go hand in hand with Celebrity Worship.
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Disillusionist posted:post more funy jokes to give me a reason to live funy....jokes? i dont understand *camera zooms out with a dramatic sting to reveal a blue and teal wasteland, the words B Y O B engraved in the sky* |
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Dec 17, 2014 17:36
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Qwerinty posted:Human sacrifices go hand in hand with Celebrity Worship. ---------------- |
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Dec 17, 2014 17:43
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i'm so sad lmao
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Imagery - Imagine relaxing scenes, things going well, or other things that please you. Meaning - Find some purpose or meaning in what you are feeling. Prayer - Either pray to whomever you worship, or, if not religious, chant a personal mantra. Relaxation - Relax your muscles, breathe deeply; use with self-soothing. One thing in the moment - Focus your entire attention on what you are doing right now. Keep yourself in the present. Vacation (brief) - Take a break from it all for a short period of time. Encouragement - Cheerlead yourself. Tell yourself you can make it through this. |
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