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bog pixie

dogcrash truther posted:

i want to be dominated by a manly woman, or by a man

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Pinche Rudo

*grunts, drinks beer*

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verily carefree

*dies at age 80 instead of 87 or smthg*

Commie NedFlanders

i bought a new heavy punching bag and i've been wailing on that poo poo i've got a fukkin mean left hook and power right straight

i learned fighting skills since i was a young lad from los hardcore vatos en mi familia despues de they got out of prison so i'm the kinda dude you don't wanna gently caress with even though i'm a kind hearted soul kinda like ryan gosling

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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flipoff

Really, bitch?

Penises are pretty great, let me tell you.

poopzilla

flipoff posted:

Penises are pretty great, let me tell you.

uh.. yeah, we're guys. we know.

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yoober

hey men
I'm going to get my hair cut tomorrow
this will be the first time I've gotten my hair cut in many years
how do I go about this? everyone on earth is telling me to donate it but I've got split ends out the wizzouse and honestly I don't care that much for the cause of human hair wigs.

p.s. I'm looking to get this done for as little money as possible

Commie NedFlanders

i've started cutting my own hair because i don't like strangers getting all up in my scalp and having to feign small talk.

i just hack at that poo poo with scissors and it turns out p good, i've been getting compliments lately

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

yoober posted:

hey men
I'm going to get my hair cut tomorrow
this will be the first time I've gotten my hair cut in many years
how do I go about this? everyone on earth is telling me to donate it but I've got split ends out the wizzouse and honestly I don't care that much for the cause of human hair wigs.

p.s. I'm looking to get this done for as little money as possible

go to a beauty school. they will cut it super cheap and save the hair to practice dye jobs on. also young lady drop outs touching you.

mailorder bees

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hello i have a penis


psost penis care hints


wash ur penis


thanks Manifisto!

yoober

ChairmanMeow posted:

also young lady drop outs touching you.

I'll call them first thing in the 1pm when I get up

verily carefree

mailorder bees! posted:

hello i have a penis


psost penis care hints


wash ur penis

dont touch ur penis outside the shower

verily carefree fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jan 22, 2015

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

monf posted:

dont touch ur penis outside the shower

*writes in notebook*


thanks Manifisto!

verily carefree

Hey, don't look at me. It's your penis, Lady.

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
I love being able to go to places and not feel afraid of anything

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
like an alien could pop out of a corner and I"d be all "haha yeah riiiiight" while it slices me open

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

Piso Mojado


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*makes 'aaaaooooooooga' sound like men do*

Salmiakki


ATCG posted:

:captainpop:

*makes 'aaaaooooooooga' sound like men do*

ah, tim allen

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

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Pinche Rudo

Salmiakki posted:

ah, tim allen

*grunts, makes crude sexual gestures*

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

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