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krustysean
Dec 25, 2014
I recently joined SA as a Christmas present to myself and my twisted sense of humor, but have been playing EVE on and off for a while. I am currently in an NPC corp (i don't want to poo poo up my old corp's pap stats), but have been in the CFC for most of my time in Eve.

I have recently tried to do some L4 missions in the time that I have spare and I must say that the prospect of slowly crushing my nuts in a bench vice is more pleasant than rescuing that whore Damsel again. I am a solo pvp noob (only really done medium to large CFC fleets), but I am quite keen to go poo poo in somebody's cornflakes whenever i have the time to kill.

Any ideas on who to harass (entity and location), how to do it (tactics to maximize the hurt) and what to fly (preferably a ship)? Happy to go anywhere for fun, just not hi-sec.

I am happy to post my epic loss mails (with commentary) for comedy purposes.

-krustysean

krustysean fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Jan 4, 2015

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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Remember to sign your posts.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

gently caress. gently caress, I hosed it up.

-Kazvall

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
welcome to sa, op. cornflakes are a good food that you shouldn't waste by making GBS threads in them okay? please dont poo poo in the flakes.

e: -Blazin0

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Whoah nelly.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

I was going to eat some cornflakes but then I read the thread title and I threw them away. Well played, OP. Well played.

Your Lottery
Apr 27, 2009
What a lovely Christmas present. You should snub whoever gave it to you.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Post your epic and or fail lossmails m8 o7

~teh hexman

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
God bless u childe

Best of luck w the swarm

MrTheDevious
May 7, 2006

Ahh nostalgia, you cruel bitch
Gentlemen, begin countdown until the inevitable DANCE MY PUPPETS post!

-Missartaq

Cindare
Dec 20, 2006
And a Merry Christmas to you too, krustysean! Hopefully Santa Claus put some underwear under the tree for you this year.

In any case, welcome to the Fellowship of :10bux:!

--Missartaq

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Cindare posted:

And a Merry Christmas to you too, krustysean! Hopefully Santa Claus put some underwear under the tree for you this year.

In any case, welcome to the Fellowship of :10bux:!

--Missartaq

I get underwear and socks every year for Christmas. I would be happy to loan a pair of underwear to OP perhaps he can poo poo in them rather than making GBS threads in a bowl of cereal :psyduck:

~HeXx

Machado de Assis
Dec 12, 2005

oh great, another poo poo thread someone can "ironically" bump in a months time :cripes:

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Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Machado de Assis posted:

oh great, another poo poo thread someone can "ironically" bump in a months time :cripes:

You forgot to sign your post

-xxScarybagelsxx

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