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I recently joined SA as a Christmas present to myself and my twisted sense of humor, but have been playing EVE on and off for a while. I am currently in an NPC corp (i don't want to poo poo up my old corp's pap stats), but have been in the CFC for most of my time in Eve. I have recently tried to do some L4 missions in the time that I have spare and I must say that the prospect of slowly crushing my nuts in a bench vice is more pleasant than rescuing that whore Damsel again. I am a solo pvp noob (only really done medium to large CFC fleets), but I am quite keen to go poo poo in somebody's cornflakes whenever i have the time to kill. Any ideas on who to harass (entity and location), how to do it (tactics to maximize the hurt) and what to fly (preferably a ship)? Happy to go anywhere for fun, just not hi-sec. I am happy to post my epic loss mails (with commentary) for comedy purposes. -krustysean krustysean fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Jan 4, 2015 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 22:10 |
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Remember to sign your posts.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 21:15 |
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gently caress. gently caress, I hosed it up. -Kazvall
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 21:15 |
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welcome to sa, op. cornflakes are a good food that you shouldn't waste by making GBS threads in them okay? please dont poo poo in the flakes. e: -Blazin0
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 22:31 |
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Whoah nelly.
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# ? Jan 5, 2015 04:45 |
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I was going to eat some cornflakes but then I read the thread title and I threw them away. Well played, OP. Well played.
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# ? Jan 5, 2015 04:46 |
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What a lovely Christmas present. You should snub whoever gave it to you.
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# ? Jan 5, 2015 04:51 |
Post your epic and or fail lossmails m8 o7 ~teh hexman
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# ? Jan 5, 2015 05:11 |
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God bless u childe Best of luck w the swarm
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# ? Jan 5, 2015 17:46 |
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Gentlemen, begin countdown until the inevitable DANCE MY PUPPETS post! -Missartaq
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# ? Jan 5, 2015 19:21 |
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And a Merry Christmas to you too, krustysean! Hopefully Santa Claus put some underwear under the tree for you this year. In any case, welcome to the Fellowship of ! --Missartaq
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# ? Jan 5, 2015 20:45 |
Cindare posted:And a Merry Christmas to you too, krustysean! Hopefully Santa Claus put some underwear under the tree for you this year. I get underwear and socks every year for Christmas. I would be happy to loan a pair of underwear to OP perhaps he can poo poo in them rather than making GBS threads in a bowl of cereal ~HeXx
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# ? Jan 5, 2015 20:50 |
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oh great, another poo poo thread someone can "ironically" bump in a months time
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# ? Jan 5, 2015 23:55 |
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Machado de Assis posted:oh great, another poo poo thread someone can "ironically" bump in a months time You forgot to sign your post -xxScarybagelsxx
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