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Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW

Lokee posted:

Honestly I do pay for most things in cash, it's also worth mentioning that I don't really make large purchases other than the occasional computer upgrade or whatnot. I haven't considered the danger of depositing more than I should be; especially considering how little I make on paper, though the idea that I am committing tax fraud did not elude me. It almost certainly wouldn't be hard to spot if I gave them any reason to look or, god forbid, if I hit a random tax audit. Food for thought, appreciate the insight.

lmao that you dont even bother to launder or in any way protect your tiny illegal income

it would be trivially easy to CYA especially since you are bringing in a pittance, but apparently rolling the dice is more exciting you are just as stupid as you seemed to be

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Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
Yeah man he should totally commit major federal felonies in order to cover up a scale of weed dealing that most prosecutors wouldn't even consider worth prosecuting.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
The A/T Escort thread had the same problem, she just hoarded poo poo tons of her cash and never filed taxes or anything and people kept pointing out that she would get reamed by the IRS if she ever made a huge cash deposit.

Antoine Silvere
Nov 25, 2008

Are these soap bubbles?
Grimey Drawer
do you have a cool nickname like Heisenberg or do your customers just call you by your actual name

Lokee
Oct 2, 2013

The brown sea is dark and full of terrors, but the paywall burns them all away.

Gobbeldygook posted:

This thread sucks. Here are some better ask/tells about this from archives:

Ask me about being an amphetamine dealer/chemist! PhreeX (now deceased; suicide) talks about when he was manufacturing and selling 100k+ a month of methamphetamine.

Ask me about being a drug dealer in Japan. A goon talks about growing and selling weed in Japan, including what happened when they busted his grow.
These threads are awesome, read them.


Kimmalah posted:

If you want an example of broken bitter person, look no further than Arnold here.
Going through your rap sheet, I understand now that you are someone that literally gets hard from being a horrible shitbag. I accept that you are a shitbag, and forgive you. You shitbag.


The-Mole posted:

Yeah man he should totally commit major federal felonies in order to cover up a scale of weed dealing that most prosecutors wouldn't even consider worth prosecuting.
This.


Antoine Silvere posted:

do you have a cool nickname like Heisenberg or do your customers just call you by your actual name
Comparing someone selling any amount of meth to me is like comparing apples to super casual oranges. The short answer is no.


crime posted:

Sheesh, it's one thing to call yourself a drug dealer on the internet and sell a couple pounds here and there, but this is a kid who drops eighths and thinks he's big time.

I'm confident that I've been to parties that had more dope than this guy has ever moved.

It's like a hall monitor who tries to read you Miranda Rights.
I lol'd.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Pathetic! I have an uncle who works at FARC and he sells 1,000 pounds of cocaine every hour!!! Your move, poo poo bird.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Gobbeldygook posted:

This thread sucks. Here are some better ask/tells about this from archives:

Ask me about being an amphetamine dealer/chemist! PhreeX (now deceased; suicide) talks about when he was manufacturing and selling 100k+ a month of methamphetamine.

Holy poo poo, I hadn't thought about PhreeX in fifteen years - I used to read alt.drugs.hard back when I was an addict and his posts were always a mix of hilarity and interesting info. Sorry to hear of his passing :(

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Phreex was probably the most interesting person on the internet.

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Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW

Lokee posted:

Going through your rap sheet, I understand now that you are someone that literally gets hard from being a horrible shitbag. I accept that you are a shitbag, and forgive you. You shitbag.

In the long run it's much funnier ify ou keep saying mean things to invisible strangers on line, than if you covered your tracks bc


The-Mole posted:

Yeah man he should totally commit major federal felonies in order to cover up a scale of weed dealing that most prosecutors wouldn't even consider worth prosecuting.

lmao yes the men and women who are elected based on # of ppl put behind bars and % of cases won, they love walking away from open and shut cases

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