• Birdman: Best Keaton since that mask in Zelda.
  
• Boyhood: They left out when he gets pubes.
  
• Foxcatcher: Better title would have been Frowning Tatum.
  
• Gone Girl: Glimmer of hope for wife murderers everywhere.
  
• The Grand Budapest Hotel: Less Anderson, he finally reigned it in.
  
• The Imitation Game: Wolfenstein was the 2nd Nazi computer game.
  
• Nightcrawler: An abundance of corpse footage; pretty FYAD.
  
• Selma: Feature length adaptation of that U2 song.
  
• Still Alice: Alzheimer's gives lady a progressively blotchier face.
  
• The Theory of Everything: Not enough standing up or walking around.
  
• Whiplash: Bloodiest Jazz movie ever made by gallons.

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