Went out for a cigarette at home

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Sub Harrison

Sneak outside for a smoke, trip up on the way back in and noisily close the back door. Head back upstairs and see the lights are on in parents' room. They must know. Why haven't they called me out for it?

# ? Jan 14, 2015 08:24

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# ? May 28, 2024 20:45

Al Borland: by XyloJW

When they ask you just tell em you were jerking off.

Wait what were you smoking?

If it is cigarettes they should be angry at you.

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# ? Jan 14, 2015 10:17

GODS NOT REAL: YOU STUPID BUNNIES

Don't smoke OP. The worst thing I did was take it up and the best thing was quitting.

# ? Jan 14, 2015 11:54

pogi

Smoke, OP, but only if you can make it look cool

# ? Jan 14, 2015 11:58

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

They're planning on sending you away. Run away before they have the chance, never contact your family again

# ? Jan 14, 2015 12:52

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Some helpful suggestions, OP:

Kill your parents

# ? Jan 14, 2015 14:16

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

this helpful You're the Man Now Dog will helpfully and hopefully explain my suggestion(s) to you:
http://killyourparentsthenkillyourself.ytmnd.com/

# ? Jan 14, 2015 14:17

bog pixie

Sub Harrison posted:

Sneak outside for a smoke, trip up on the way back in and noisily close the back door. Head back upstairs and see the lights are on in parents' room. They must know. Why haven't they called me out for it?

# ? Jan 14, 2015 16:25