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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

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deep dish peat moss

"speak softly and carry a big stick."



Me: "Huh?? What's that Teddy?? You're speaking too softly. YOu sound like a tiny man trapped in a box."

Stormyish

Funnypost Collabo posted:

"speak softly and carry a big stick."



Me: "Huh?? What's that Teddy?? You're speaking too softly. YOu sound like a tiny man trapped in a box."

That's how televisions are manufactured

smoobles

for tiny speech the op has some big ideas..

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

tao of lmao

getting old sucks

tao of lmao

i can' see. i can't hear. my hair is falling out. my back is sore. i have this perpetual fear that any day might be my last and it's paralyzing. my arm is numb. is it the big one or was i just sitting wrong?

ulvir

lmbo @ "free speech". theres no such thing as " free" you deadbeat, get a job

alnilam

I saw abe give a similar speech at a high school in San Dimas, CA, ONce

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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

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