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This is my computer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My computer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My computer, without me, is useless. Without my computer, I am useless. I must operate my computer true. I must hack straighter than my enemy who is trying to ddos me. I must hack him before he hacks me. I will... My computer and I know that what counts in war is not the code we write, the noise of our typing, nor the farts we make. We know that it is the site hits and social media shares that count. We will go viral… My computer is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its specs and its ports. I will keep my computer clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before stebe, I swear this creed. My computer and I are the defenders of my forum. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is yospos’s and there is no enemy, but pos!
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post post post sned the yostop buttcoins
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install linux; problem solved
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liberte, fraternite, pedantre
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qirex posted:liberte, fraternite, pedantre this one is better
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qirex posted:liberte, fraternite, pedantre
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lol if your poor
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palm likes how hence we all must like how
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qirex posted:liberte, fraternite, pedantre
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assassin's creed was a terrible franchise and this is even worse
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a power ballad band with shaggar as the lead singer and valeyard on drums
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shaggar slurring 'i love microsoft' drunkenly to the theme of the canadian national anthem would buy that album
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shager is a proud canadian
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I am a YOS POS Poster. I will read and emptyquote the Posts of the 219 and I will obey the orders of the mighty funny computer. I represent the posting spirit of the 'pos and those who have posted before me to make computer funny around the world. I proudly serve my forum's YOSPOS combat team with Honor, Courage and Commitment. I am committed to bad posting and the fair treatment of all computer. hail satan.
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qirex posted:liberte, fraternite, pedantre
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how if u hail satan
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qirex posted:liberte, fraternite, pedantre
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pram posted:shager is a badly coded bot spouting catchprases from slashdot ca 20022
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Metrication posted:This is my computer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. i read all these words and now i need this on a tshirt
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who the hell is catelyn/you?
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my spreadsheet tells me it is in fact fyad mod "Pan Ache"
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Welcome, moderator
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hey op you should move the "s" in you're avatar 1 pixel to the right i.m.h.o.
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i believe in rotor the modder almighty, creator of code and posts i believe in moose milkie, rotors only son, our lord who was conceived by the power of the collins spirit born of the virgin stymie suffered under rickus ciddus was dogpiled,  -ed, and quit postinghe descended into gbs on the third thread he rose again he ascended into photoshops he is seated at the right hand of rotor and he will come again to judge the pros and the shitposters i believe in the collins spirit the holy yosmas church the communion of spergs the forgiveness of shitposts the resurrection of the banned and the goldmine everlasting. amen
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Our Father, who's art is formed heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom of apple come; thy will be done, in earth (tim, jony) as it is in heaven (stebe). Give us this day our daily apps. And forgive us for janitoring windows, as we forgive those who use inferior computer products. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from linux and open source systems For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. OS X
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vodkat posted:Our Father, who's art is formed heaven, that isnt a creed. heh OWNED heretic
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Lutha Mahtin posted:i believe in rotor the modder almighty, creator of code and posts
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i'm a yosposter and i'm okay i post all night and i sleep all day
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Jerry Cotton posted:i didn't read the op because it seemed not worth it i urge you to reconsider it took me several days to write
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