Tattoo terrible things on a woman for as little as tenbux

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Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

Can't believe nobody has suggested a Charlie Hebdo Muhammad.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 21:21

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:26

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

plz change my name to 'My Pale Goth Skin'

# ? Jan 20, 2015 21:37

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Groucho

# ? Jan 20, 2015 21:52

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

plz change my name to 'My Pale Goth Skin'

omg

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:04

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

a trompe l'oeil doorway on her back

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:05

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

goon project to club together to tattoo this on her face

Have her get it on her face. :getin:

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:07

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Have her get it on her face.

no one on each rear end cheek

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:07

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

TOILETLORD posted:

no one on each titty

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:08

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

gnarlyhotep posted:

real big so her nipples are the eyes

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:09

texasmed: May 27, 2004

put acyclops on the middle of her butt or maybe a shocked face where the mouth is her butthole

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:14

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Found this on her facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/tomfoolery.art/photos/pb.125054740964322.-2207520000.1421798792./493348257468300/?type=3&permPage=1

# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:09

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

asking the internet to do anything is an incredibly bad idea

# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:12

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

i would like to have sex with her

# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:13

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

have her get that stupid intro rant from Atlas Shrugged on her back and just have the font size get progressively smaller and smaller so the text tapers off and looks like it's coming out of her rear end

# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:26

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

the old SA would make this a goonproject

# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:27

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

Justin Tyme posted:

the old SA would make this a goonproject

agreed. the sa that i grew up with would find out who the tattoo artist is gonna be, infiltrate his supply cabinet, and fill the ink bottles with AIDS blood :twisted:

teach that vapid oval office a lesson.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:32

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Gilok posted:

Found this on her facebook page:

man, Micromancer shows up everywhere

he's the goon Obey graffiti

# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:36

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

going to pay $25 for "hitler was okay"

# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:54

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

How much would it cost to just have the contents of this thread tattooed?

# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:54

Cymbal Monkey: Apr 16, 2009; Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

Justin Tyme posted:

the old SA would make this a goonproject

That's what I was hoping for when I posted this. SA Had changed.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:43

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I honestly worry for her. She's gonna get Muhammed Was A Pigfucker and then she's a walking target

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:49

Cymbal Monkey: Apr 16, 2009; Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

THE PENETRATOR posted:

going to pay $25 for "hitler was okay"

Post proof. I really hope you've done this.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 11:15

concerned mom: Apr 22, 2003; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

I would like my name at the spot at the very top upper right tigh, where the pit mark is. It is the most beautiful and intimate spot on your devine female body. Thank you so much. Grischa

# ? Jan 21, 2015 11:20

POWERBALL: Feb 16, 2012; by zen death robot

This chick is a punk.

quote:

Please tattoo my name, Hilterboner Weedlord, on your body. Thank you.

quote:

Illma says...
Do you mind if I use just your last name? Although you have a lovely first name, it unfortunately is the same as a very well known mass murderer and I want to stay away from hate and discrimination.

I hope you understand!
xo
Illma

# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:14

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

Darth123123 posted:

lol. She sounds shockingly prentious

then what

# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:25

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

The mass murderer Joe Hitlerboner

# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:27

Cymbal Monkey: Apr 16, 2009; Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

No Hitler, so disappointed.

# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:04

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

What is the point of this stunt if she's just going to straight-up deny anything more inflammatory than "penis butt"

# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:28

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

YALL CAN TATTOO ANYTHING YOU WANT ON ME I AM AN OPEN CANVAS.*

*as long as it is within my tastes

# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:30

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Pol Potleaf

# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:33

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

i'm excited for this.
e: oh no, read above posts, no longer excited for this :smithcloud:

hi cym

buglord fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jan 30, 2015

# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:35

memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

plz change my name to 'My Pale Goth Skin'

# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:53

memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

Momohime Katsumi posted:

Hilterboner

http://youtu.be/vlmGknvr_Pg

# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:57

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Momohime Katsumi posted:

This chick is a punk.

quote:
Illma says...
Do you mind if I use just your last name? Although you have a lovely first name, it unfortunately is the same as a very well known mass murderer and I want to stay away from hate and discrimination.

I hope you understand!
xo
Illma

I don't think she undrstands how this works

# ? Jan 30, 2015 21:01