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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
Q1. do you know the name of your computer(s)
a. no
b. i know the manufacturer but thats it
c. i know the series but thats it
d. i know the manufacturer, series, and model number(s)
e. I built all my own computers from scratch using components, a soldering iron, and a special wrist strap

Q2. How many computers do you own
a. i dont own any computers
b. 1
c. 2-3
d. more than four
e. I own over 1,000,000 computers,m i live inside a gigantic computer and my wife is a beautiful sexy lady computer

Q3. How much money do you earn a year
a. less than $20,000 a year
b. $20,000 to $40,000
c. $40,000 to $60,000
d. $60,000 to $100,000
e. I make however much money I want - after hacking in to the payroll computers at my work, all thats left to do is the push of a button and bam - me and mmy wife [Yeah... getting a comptuer degree helps you get laid. Who knew :rolleyes:] are rolling in it

Q4. Whats your opinion on the tv series STAR TREK
a. i dont like it
b. meh
c. its ok
d. i like it
e. I love star trek. It's wonderful... its amazing. Every beautiful human and cool alien fills me with happiness as I watch their adventures. Pew pew - the sound of a star trek laser gun is the most wonderful music I've ever heard.

Q5. Whats your favorite word in the english language
a. poverty
b. nature
c. fashion
d. hip-hop
e. Computer



YOUR RESULTS
mostly as: pathetic
mostly bs: disgusting
mostly cs: worthless
mostly ds: no
mostly es: Fantastic: you're a true blue computer whiz kid. You love cyberspace, double clicks, and those cable things that you wrap ethernet cables with. Congratulations on your wealth and wise political philosophies.

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
answered e to q1 and q5, a to everything else... looks like i'm a true blue computetr whiz kid

:feelsgood:

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

Sham bam bamina! posted:

answered e to q1 and q5, a to everything else... looks like i'm a true blue computetr whiz kid

:feelsgood:

actually 3 as is more than 2 es

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

no they will not posted:

actually 3 as is more than 2 es

look at this nerd. did you use a computer to calculate that, dweebfus?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
its like my father said when i was a kid, doing a bunch of e is always the best option

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

no they will not posted:

actually 3 as is more than 2 es
gently caress i meant a b c :negative:

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
my computer name's james

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

my computer name's james

Jesus is my computer.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
jesus built my computer

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
are there any honest, firsthand evaluations of the christ's housebuilding/carpentering prowess in the bible or other texts? like, was his poo poo kinda halfass / did he cut corners, or was it like "God built this home" when he was still a carpenter before he turned all jesusey.

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

Sniep posted:

are there any honest, firsthand evaluations of the christ's housebuilding/carpentering prowess in the bible or other texts? like, was his poo poo kinda halfass / did he cut corners, or was it like "God built this home" when he was still a carpenter before he turned all jesusey.

mike holmes did a special on christ's house and found that there was no real foundation because it was built atop a pond and as such just floated

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

OSI bean dip posted:

mike holmes did a special on christ's house and found that there was no real foundation because it was built atop a pond and as such just floated

there were just holes where nails used to be

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Sham bam bamina! posted:

jesus built my computer

jesus built my gaming rig

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
jesus died for ur frags

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
that whoever believes in him shall not respawn, but have eternal life.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

PuTTY riot posted:

there were just holes where nails used to be

welllll what did you think, theyd go buy more? They only needed tjree

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello
answered abcde i transcend your results

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

carry on then posted:

jesus built my gaming rig
i almost did that but hotrod is one word in the original title and "gamingrig" looks abominable

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
answered C for everying

Jeff Goldblum
Dec 3, 2009

the answer is B as in "Buzzfeed quizes are retarded and so is this"

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




unban everybody

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm a cyber slut :smugmrgw:

Jeff Goldblum
Dec 3, 2009

Silver Alicorn posted:

I'm a cyber slut :smugmrgw:

im me

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


no they will not XD

Jeff Goldblum
Dec 3, 2009

As a Millennial I posted:

no they will not XD

nifty display picture friend

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Jeff Goldblum posted:

nifty display picture friend

why, thank you.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i stole it from http://www.windows93.net/ which is a nifty website.

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theadder
Dec 30, 2011


didnt read

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