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11 Punchhacks I Wish I'd Known About Before I Tried To Punch My Dad
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dadpunch.com > forums > relationship advice > dad wants me to punch his dad as well
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Jan 25, 2015 03:06
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- dogcrash truther
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if it turtns out youre adopted the punch will not be as meaningfu, and you have to go on a journey to find your real dad, and punch him
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Jan 25, 2015 03:08
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- dogcrash truther
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if he is dead punch his gravestone
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Jan 25, 2015 03:08
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- dogcrash truther
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if you dont punch your dad now, you're going to be punching men who look like your dad for the rest of your life
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Jan 25, 2015 03:09
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by sebmojo
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Classic substitution therapy... nice. How about exposure therapy? You could spend a few minutes with your fist on your dad's face, find an innocent way to do it like pose for a picture that looks like you're punching him while he's reading the paper in his study. Keep doing this every day for longer and longer with more intensity and more emotion. One day you'll be ready, suit up in a karate gi for this glam shoot. Just when he's getting so annoyed he's about to spank you, you actually punch him. Whap him right in the jaw and take the pic. He'll never expect it because he knows you're weak.
dadpunch.com > forums > relationship advice > dad wants me to punch his dad as well
if it turtns out youre adopted the punch will not be as meaningfu, and you have to go on a journey to find your real dad, and punch him
if you dont punch your dad now, you're going to be punching men who look like your dad for the rest of your life
punching my dad is how i gained his respect. we laugh about it now and on fishing trips together i'll cock my fist back and he pretends like hes scared, haha
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Jan 25, 2015 03:14
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- bog pixie
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if you dont punch your dad now, you're going to be punching men who look like your dad for the rest of your life
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Jan 25, 2015 03:17
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- Noblesse Obliged
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i ask not how your fathar punched you, but how you can punch your fathar
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Jan 25, 2015 03:47
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- tao of lmao
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as i've gotten older I've become more and more like my dad and it's getting really hard refraining from punching myself repeatedly every day.
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Jan 25, 2015 16:28
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- Stormyish
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Learn This One Weird Trick To Punch Your Dad!
Doctors HATE Him!
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Jan 25, 2015 16:39
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i have fashioned a series of dolls of his visage fashioned from loose fabric and his shed carapace, each one larger than the last. when i can finally punch the doll that is bigger than him, that is when i will be able to do it
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Jan 25, 2015 16:41
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- tao of lmao
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i have fashioned a series of dolls of his visage fashioned from loose fabric and his shed carapace, each one larger than the last. when i can finally punch the doll that is bigger than him, that is when i will be able to do it
i was going to suggest a training montage but it looks like you're heading in the right direction. We're done here, folks. Goldmine this poo poo.
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Jan 25, 2015 16:43
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- Captain No-mates
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he hangs from the ceiling by a gossamer string. i scratch and ravage the shaddows playing upon the floorboards, he has noticed and he has become concerned
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Jan 25, 2015 16:46
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facepunchstudios used to be called dadfacepunchstudios until the owner got scared his dad might find out
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Jan 25, 2015 16:51
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- dogcrash truther
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here's a hosed up idea I'm working on for a fyad thread: don't punch your dad
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Jan 25, 2015 16:58
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- tao of lmao
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mods?
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Jan 25, 2015 16:58
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by sebmojo
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op is never going to punch his dad at this rate
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Jan 25, 2015 18:05
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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if you dont punch your dad now, you're going to be punching men who look like your dad for the rest of your life
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Jan 25, 2015 18:09
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by sebmojo
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perhaps some roleplay exercises will help? i'll be dad. "hi there, slugger. whatcha got in your hands? i ask bc they are all balled up."
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Jan 25, 2015 18:12
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Godspeed John Glenn walks over to the crib to feed his baby son, and his wife notices a tremble. He leans over to put the bottle in his infant son's mouth when his wife hears a WHAP! POW! and her husband stumbles backward with a black eye and cartoon stars orbiting his head
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Jan 25, 2015 18:44
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- dogcrash truther
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I never know where or when the punches are coming. I always have to be on my guard when my son is around. I like to think that he's preparing me for the harsh outside world, like I am walking down the street and a strange man or a criminal tries to punch me out of nowhere, my son will have given me the reflexes and fear to survive.
You must be so proud of your terrifying son.
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Jan 25, 2015 18:51
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- tao of lmao
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You must be so proud of your terrifying son.
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Jan 25, 2015 18:56
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- polishthunder84
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You feel it too, don't you?
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dad punched, so what
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Jan 25, 2015 19:23
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- Pinche Rudo
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I punched your dad in the nuts and he went down like a bitch
Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co
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Jan 25, 2015 20:50
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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I punched your dad in the nuts and he went down like a bitch
pls make sack tapping an olympic sport
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