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You'd have to be either a total dinosaur or maybe a cave man if you don't know that women have really made a name for themselves over the past few years. All the big names in consumer electronics are tripping over themselves to find out how to cater to this powerful and mysterious emerging demographic. Here are a few ideas I have for features that might make computers appealing to women: -Built in phone -Keys made out of those scratchy popsicle sticks they always have -Pink colors instead of the normal black or gray ones -Cup holder for latte -Yoga mat rolls out of the keyboard -Text to speech program reads romance ebooks and Jezebel articles in Benedict Cumberbatch's voice -Custom interface replaces sensible, utilitarian design elements with pictures of cats, ice cream, shoes, and tall men -Webcam replaced with three webcams, processor fan powered hair dryer, and a mirror -NASA-designed plastic keyboard underlay keeps sunflower seed shells from getting in between the keys -No Control Panel or crazy system settings to have to mess around with
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-computer that runs on empower instead of boring, regular power
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Jan 31, 2015 21:05
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a computer that controls the mechanical arm that buzz saws all white males to death in the coming white male genocide
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Jan 31, 2015 21:07
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So, like an Iphone?
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Jan 31, 2015 21:10
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- all warning dialogs are really sensitive and kind for a week every month
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Jan 31, 2015 21:43
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a woman's computer would actually be a very serious computer because women are not funny
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Jan 31, 2015 21:57
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emoji posted:-computer that runs on empower instead of boring, regular power lol
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Jan 31, 2015 22:15
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http://youtu.be/_EfW9znJYjw
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Jan 31, 2015 22:26
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emoji posted:-computer that runs on empower instead of boring, regular power
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Jan 31, 2015 22:26
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emoji posted:-computer that runs on empower instead of boring, regular power ok thats pretty goosd
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Jan 31, 2015 22:27
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wait is sunflower seed eating a woman thing now because i love me some sunflower seeds
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Jan 31, 2015 22:46
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the only way to unlock it is by opening a sealed jar of pickles (you have to ask a man to do this for you)
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Jan 31, 2015 22:53
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ADINSX posted:the only way to unlock it is by opening a sealed jar of pickles (you have to ask a man to do this for you) Don't ask me to do it. I'd have to hand it to my fiance. She opens the tightly sealed bottles in our household.
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Jan 31, 2015 22:53
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I thought we had a rule against this
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Jan 31, 2015 22:54
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i'm feeling peckish and this thread reminded me i have spicy pickles in the fridge thanks thread thread
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Jan 31, 2015 22:56
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Cold on a Cob posted:i'm feeling peckish and this thread reminded me i have spicy pickles in the fridge pro pickle choice
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Jan 31, 2015 22:56
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PleasureKevin posted:a computer that controls the mechanical arm that buzz saws all white males to death in the coming white male genocide
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Jan 31, 2015 23:30
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i'm willing to beta test this if you'd like. shake out the bugs before the focus group testing, y'know?
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PleasureKevin posted:a computer that controls the mechanical arm that buzz saws all white males to death in the coming white male genocide get assistance kevin
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Feb 1, 2015 01:26
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tbf all White Males need to die
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a macbook pro
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Fayez Butts posted:tbf all White Males need to die agreed. i look forward to oblivion
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Feb 1, 2015 03:13
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A Pinball Wizard posted:wait is sunflower seed eating a woman thing now because i love me some sunflower seeds Ha Ha You're a Bitch
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theadder posted:get assistance kevin well I can't exterminate the demon race alone
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TOOT BOOT posted:Ha Ha You're a Bitch well yes but that doesnt answer my question
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Feb 1, 2015 03:29
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all genders may eat sunflower seeds
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mulder loves sunflower seeds and hes the manliest man
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Feb 1, 2015 03:39
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i really disliked sunflower seeds because i dont like the ones with shells because i'm an idiot and unable to eat them effectively and the unshelled ones make me get slobber all over my hands which is disgusting but at the age of near 30 i realized i can just pour them into a cup and then pour them into my mouth and it works fine and there's no slobber
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i had a friend in high school who ate sunflower seeds by just chewing them up, shell and all i mean it works but its not nearly as enjoyable as spitting
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chocolate covered sunflower seeds are the bomb
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A Pinball Wizard posted:i had a friend in high school who ate sunflower seeds by just chewing them up, shell and all well it's a source of fiber. kinda like pomegranate pips
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Feb 1, 2015 03:44
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ladies.... switch to open source
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Feb 1, 2015 14:32
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hardcoded links to pinterest, tumblr, and idk menstruationchat.net or w/e other site girls like
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comes with that kim kardashian game preinstalled
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