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Not a Children: Oct 9, 2012; Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

gently caress

Mind-boggling stupidity. You'd think the gub'ment would've closed those loopholes to get that sweet sweet revenue

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poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

never change america :911:

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Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

ummm heh yeah I know this looks bad but... but...

but look there's a black guy over there... ON WELFARE!!!

# ? Feb 10, 2015 20:08

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

this was also true about the bank shenanigans and the 2008 financial collapse, the few damages they've had to pay for all their poo poo eventually ended up in the laps of taxpayers and the brokers that they sold the bad mortgages to

# ? Feb 10, 2015 22:06

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

moose face posted:

But an unregulated market and lax corporate laws will generate economic growth and the effects will trickle down to the lowliest of men

here's a guy who knows his stuff

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raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Tsinava posted:

I wish someone would write a guide on How To Get Rich Committing White Collar Crimes Without Getting Caught

lol, as if getting caught matters

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Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

Is there an amount of money so large that you wouldn't go to jail even if you were black? :aaaaa:

# ? Feb 10, 2015 22:47

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Let's not be ridiculous now.

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Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

raditts posted:

lol, as if getting caught matters

# ? Feb 10, 2015 22:58

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Skeleton Ape posted:

Is there an amount of money so large that you wouldn't go to jail even if you were black?

maybe oprah rich but i honestly think that if oprah did something to gently caress up the respectability sharks that surround every black celeb would pounce

# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:26

Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

Absolutely. They're just waiting for her to gently caress up to confirm their worldviews. The trouble is most or many of the notable wealthy minorities have gotten there within their own generation. The Kennedys didn't wear a shield of invincibility (in terms of law, never mind the tragedies) until Joe's children and grand children were of age.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:54

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Not a Children posted:

gently caress

Mind-boggling stupidity. You'd think the gub'ment would've closed those loopholes to get that sweet sweet revenue

It's almost like the government works for the interests of big business instead of the people. Madness.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:59

Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

You work for the person signing your paycheck, so why shouldn't they? :colbert:

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Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

nutranurse posted:

respectability sharks

What are these? They sound spooky

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