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DemonToadGoat

:v: hey is your refridgerator running?
:what: no

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Wertjoe

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken crossed the road for no particular reason because chickens lack the mental capacity for higher reasoning

Wertjoe

Is that a mirror in your pocket? ;)

Yes, I use it to put on my make up.

Wertjoe

At those astronaut pants?

No, these pants are made of denim and would not stand up to the demands of space travel.

joke_explainer


Q: Asphinctersayswhat....
R: Mooooo.... *graze*

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