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i know how to lucid dream but i never do it because my only ambition is to throw myself off a tall object repeatedly

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cuntman.net

me: *falls off a skyscraper in a dream and wakes up just before i hit the ground* that was cool. im going to do it again

cuntman.net

i keep a camera above my bed to take a picture of me dreaming of falling off a building, as a souvenir

cuntman.net

i had a dream where i was in the tower of terror at disneyland but there was no elevator and i was falling down the shaft. i had that dream because i needed a change of scenery from the skyscraper

cuntman.net

police negotiator: stop! dont jump!

me: (already falling) lol too late rear end in a top hat. dreams always begin in the middle of something, after it already started

Salmiakki


i have lucid dreams all the time. i can fly and turn invisible, but the best part is being able to know how the propeller guy in titanic felt

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ty cat dynamite

Diqnol

I don't have any dreams, OP, because I am a sociopath and dreams are a way of working emotions out.

treasure bear

i can do it every now and then, it is a very weird experience wandering around your own mind and knowing you're asleep

Harime Nui

The New Insincerity

True and Real posted:

I don't have any dreams, OP, because I eat tons of cheese right before going to sleep.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I usually bust out the celebs and go to sexy town.

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Blue's Clues

i just hover really close to the ground

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tao of lmao

Sleepy Owl posted:

me: *falls off a skyscraper in a dream and wakes up just before i hit the ground* that was cool. im going to do it again

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