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Al Borland

by XyloJW
It was crazy I harassed an owl living in a convection oven outside my parent's home and before I knew it bam the outlet short circuited and fire was behind it. I spent like 3 hours dreaming about every outlet in my parent's home short circuiting and having to put fires out with like a seltzer bottle.

Eventually we even had the fire department there like starting fires around the house to keep the outlets from going on fire for some reason.

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Al Borland posted:

It was crazy I harassed an owl living in a convection oven outside my parent's home and before I knew it bam the outlet short circuited and fire was behind it. I spent like 3 hours dreaming about every outlet in my parent's home short circuiting and having to put fires out with like a seltzer bottle.

Eventually we even had the fire department there like starting fires around the house to keep the outlets from going on fire for some reason.

why isn't this in the dream log. i shouldn't have to go hunting into thousands of threads to get updated on your dreams, al.

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
there's always a fire sale at the fire outlets, located off turnpike exit 47

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never use water on an electrical fire, op

the Pixies fukken SUCKED

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im not sure i understand the 'start fires to prevent fires' mechanic here

google THIS

Melchior posted:

im not sure i understand the 'start fires to prevent fires' mechanic here

it works on brushfires, sort of

you start a new fire ahead of a brush fire then walk onto the burnt section and the original fire can't get you

google THIS

I don't think it's recommended for home wiring issues though

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Al Borland

by XyloJW

Jett posted:

I don't think it's recommended for home wiring issues though

most likely not.

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