GameFAQs posted:

To Shuffle we must say "No way!",
For all they did was take Battle Trozei!.
They stripped it down, they added some frills,
And a payment system that gives me the chills.
This scam-game, which we must call it,
Is naught but a drain on every wallet.
They lure you in by making the game free,
Then hit you with tons of small charges, you see?
These neat little extras, for them you must pay,
They charge you just for continuing to play!
And so I say now, make naught a transaction,
By no means should you give them the satisfaction.
Such scams are a scummy thing to do,
It's an insult to me, to us- and to you!
Well, we won't stand for it! We won't be fooled!
And in this matter Nintendo needs to be schooled.
Write scathing reviews! Rate with only one star!
Spread the word far and wide- this game is sub-par!
Download if you please, for the eShop rating,
And the Club Nintendo survey for which you'll be waiting.
But stray no further! Remember what this all meant,
Do not, through that game, give so much as a cent.
Spread the word far and wide, clue everyone in,
We can't let such Candy Crush-esque scams win!
We are Pokémon fans, and proud to be so!
We are Pokémon fans, and to this we say "No!"
Spread the word far and wide, tell all not to pay,
Screw Pokémon Shuffle- go for Battle Trozei!
Spread the word far and wide of this greed-fueled scam,
Spread the word far and wide- we're boycotting this sham!

Sudden Javelin posted:

Sudden Javelin posted: