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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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I'm watching Transformers 3 in the theater with my buddies, and we're all riffing like crazy. People around us are cracking up, and you can tell we're the most popular people in the theater. My friend Alex is like, crazy. I mean insane. This guy has got no limits. So he stands up, and I can tell something nuts is going to go down. He raises his hands and the whole theater goes quiet. They can all tell Alex is about to take it to the next level, and nobody even gives a poo poo about the crazy robot fights going on because we're riffing so hard, MST3K-style. Alex starts to say something, but his voice suddenly goes all like... backwards, and we're cracking up, because holy poo poo, he just did a brutal takedown on Michael Bay, only I'm not totally sure what he said. Next thing I know I realize I'm not watching Transformers anymore, but instead it's my father's massive, hairy oval office, opening up on the silver screen. I start to step into it, when suddenly Alex does his best black lady voice and is like "Nuh-uh, don't you go in that big ol' daddy snatch!" and it's like boom, the spell is broken. Everybody stands up and claps, and my father's vagina is just screeching and thrashing around in rage.
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Feb 20, 2015 20:11
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- Jerry Mumphrey
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by zen death robot(and can't post for 4 years!)
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i told the kids at the enchantment under the sea dance about the evils of transphobia and woke up balls deep in pa's hairy oval office
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Feb 20, 2015 20:13
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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My dad's vagina kicked my rear end in the Undersea Palace.
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