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pogi


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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Grey is the guy from American psycho in my head cannon.

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drilldo squirt posted:

Grey is the guy from American psycho in my head cannon.

the dude that plays him in the movie was a sadistic sexual murderer in The Fall

cuntman.net

i am he posted:

*sexy young girl about to open creepy door to sex dungeon where she discovers her sexuality through light bsdm*

NOO!! DONT GO IN THERE!! AHHH

Al Borland

by XyloJW

:eyepop:

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Grass Effect

it looks less like a gimp smoobles and more just spoooky

Al Borland

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Ivy posted:

it looks less like a gimp smoobles and more just spoooky

but it has the lil nipple holes.

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dogcrash truther

Miss Psychosis posted:

Men are all: Date's gotta end in sex.
Chicks be all: Dates gotta end without an apostrophe becaz being possessive this early is weird.

i appreciate this joke

tao of lmao

Miss Psychosis posted:

Men are all: Date's gotta end in sex.
Chicks be all: Dates gotta end without an apostrophe becaz being possessive this early is weird.

haha

tradjik

i dont understance dating references


ty heather papps u da bes

dogcrash truther
the movie was not shot in black and white

dogcrash truther
it should be called 50 shades of colors

playground tough
in this digital age there are 2^8 potential shades of grey

smoobles

fifty shades of I"m gay

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pogi

smoobles posted:

fifty shades of I"m gay

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm fifty shades of great!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Fifty Shades of Grape Ape

ulvir

Miss Psychosis posted:

Men are all: Date's gotta end in sex.
Chicks be all: Dates gotta end without an apostrophe becaz being possessive this early is weird.

ulvir

Op definitely doesn't have an interest in this BDSM fiction, called 50 Shades of Grey. He most assuredly doesn't have a secret room where he stashes all his whips, ropes, handcuffs, etc. in between his weekly dungeon nights. His safe words are absolutely not "Je suis Grey"

ulvir

Person: Oh, hi Smoobles. funny seeing you around here. Wow, that bag looks heavy. Going away for the weekend?
Smoobles: Oh... heheh.. yeah, I'm, uh... this is... Yeah, that's right!
Person: What's that clanking noise?
Smoobles: Um... *sweats* those are just.... uh.... carabine hooks... yeah, carabine hooks. *pulls out sex rope* We're going climbing, eheh..

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

sex rope

Kuromyneko

Kuro neko

Stylish millionaire guy dominates shy intern yea that would work without a lawsuit :). Just watch Fka twigs video on youtube its totally free and a lot better than that movie :D.

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ulvir posted:

Person: Oh, hi Smoobles. funny seeing you around here. Wow, that bag looks heavy. Going away for the weekend?
Smoobles: Oh... heheh.. yeah, I'm, uh... this is... Yeah, that's right!
Person: What's that clanking noise?
Smoobles: Um... *sweats* those are just.... uh.... carabine hooks... yeah, carabine hooks. *pulls out sex rope* We're going climbing, eheh..

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Ace of Baes

smoobles posted:

fifty shades of I"m gay

fifty shades of gbs (you)

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