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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Dip Viscous posted:

I try to be aware of my surroundings, stay out of people's way, and don't constantly plow into poo poo while walking, so my co-workers get upset and say that I "move too quietly". Do you want me to wear a loving bell?
Ha, I used to wear my keys on a belt loop while working with others behind a bar for exactly this reason.

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
I just wear corduroy pants. Everyone can hear me coming.

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Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Dip Viscous posted:

I try to be aware of my surroundings, stay out of people's way, and don't constantly plow into poo poo while walking, so my co-workers get upset and say that I "move too quietly". Do you want me to wear a loving bell?

I use this skill to slowly bring them closer to the grave with each mini heart attack they get from being surprised.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Using the word “sesh” for session

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




oldpainless posted:

Using the word “sesh” for session

Don't talk poo poo about my sexytime sesh.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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This thread is a yap sesh fr

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

lobsterminator posted:

Don't talk poo poo about my sexytime sesh.

Sexypilled seshmaxxer

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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in space he can remember it so no one has too

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



1. Repeating a rant from the GBS OSHA thread: Dickheads who can't tear themselves away from their phone for five minutes when they're driving. Either come to a complete stop somewhere and fiddle with your loving phone or put it the gently caress down and drive like a grown adult.

2. Dickheads who put everyone in danger on a two way road because they're such VIPs with so very important schedules that nobody is driving fast enough to suit them, so they cross the other lane (for traffic going the other way) like a colossal loving rear end in a top hat. No, I'm not talking about when there's a legitimately slow driver, but passing every single person who dares to be driving in front of you because you didn't grow up past the age of five. gently caress you.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

passing every single person who dares to be driving in front of you because you didn't grow up past the age of five. gently caress you.
:stare: We have our share of rear end in a top hat drivers here, but I'm happy to say I've never seen that.

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Those are called ambulances OP

E: although why they’re not at the hospital is a mystery

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