CNN:Guess Which Piece Of Shit Chinamade Cellphone Now Explods & Burns You?

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med school head: Apr 17, 2012

The Management posted:

that guy is clearly a liar, as evidenced by his charred pants

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jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

he was probably holding it wrong :xd:

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:15

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

i warned you that putting a homosexual in charge of apple would make apple products flaming

Gg homosexual agenda

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:27

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Smythe posted:

quoted poster, aka fucktard retard loser, believes having a phone case he thinks is ugly warrants being severely burned

Yes, actually

I have a friend whose apartment was burned down by a Vaio power adapter. he got six figures and said "it was my fault for buying a not apple product. Never again"

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:31

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

Yes, actually

I have a friend whose apartment was burned down by a Vaio power adapter. he got six figures and said "it was my fault for buying a not apple product. Never again"

pretty nice but i its less than six and a half figgies its poverty trash and nobody cares. *bangs gavel*

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:33

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

cool maybe he'll get another 6figs when his iphone burns his apartment down

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:33

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Busta Chimes.wav posted:

cool maybe he'll get another 6figs when his iphone burns his apartment down

well that was like 8 years ago and he hasnt had any apartments burn down and also lives in some sweet poo poo in the bay so i think he's ok now

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:34

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

im glad of it and hope tragedy does not befall him again

# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:36

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

Rating: 2 out of 5

the shaggaring is rly in decline

# ? Mar 4, 2015 01:07

Squinty Applebottom: Jan 1, 2013

The Management posted:

that guy is clearly a liar, as evidenced by his charred pants

# ? Mar 4, 2015 01:29

sleater-cummy: Dec 28, 2005; smile :]

The Management posted:

that guy is clearly a liar, as evidenced by his charred pants

hehehe

# ? Mar 4, 2015 01:33

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

theadder posted:

the shaggaring is rly in decline

you try defending microsoft these days

# ? Mar 4, 2015 05:32

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Smythe posted:

pretty nice but i its less than six and a half figgies its poverty trash and nobody cares. *bangs gavel*

smythe how do you define six and a half figgies? is it $500,000 or merely $10^6.5?

E: let me be clear that this post is not an attempt to alpha on the big dog

# ? Mar 4, 2015 06:29

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jonad posted:

smythe how do you define six and a half figgies? is it $500,000 or merely $10^6.5?

according to the fuckwit that originated the meme, $150k

# ? Mar 4, 2015 06:30

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

infernal machines posted:

according to the fuckwit that originated the meme, $150k

lol hahya. who was trhat idiot anyways? i want to probe him

# ? Mar 4, 2015 06:57

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Smythe posted:

lol hahya. who was trhat idiot anyways? i want to probe him

i think they got run out of yospos by that thread

idk though

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:13

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

half of six is three
so it was really $100,100

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:18

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

WHAT I DONT get it "decent six figgies", because well, six figures is a decent income, but if you're talking about a decent six fugures, thats not just $110,000, thats a low/poo poo six figure income. $800k is a very good sxi figure income. so a decent six figgies must be at least 400,000 or so i reckon

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:29

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

The Management posted:

that guy is clearly a liar, as evidenced by his charred pants

# ? Mar 4, 2015 13:53

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

echinopsis posted:

WHAT I DONT get it "decent six figgies", because well, six figures is a decent income, but if you're talking about a decent six fugures, thats not just $110,000, thats a low/poo poo six figure income. $800k is a very good sxi figure income. so a decent six figgies must be at least 400,000 or so i reckon

unless you're in some bullshit hell zone like SF or you have impulse control issues any six-figure income is decent, it's pretty far above average and median in most places in america

# ? Mar 4, 2015 13:57

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

it's me, i'm the low-six-figures income person defending it as "decent"

# ? Mar 4, 2015 13:57

Zap!: May 15, 2002; Nuts.

Cocoa Crispies posted:

it's me, i'm the low-six-figures income person defending it as "decent"

low six figures or entry level six figures?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 14:44

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Zap! posted:

low six figures or entry level six figures?

well, six and a half figures

# ? Mar 4, 2015 16:47

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

infernal machines posted:

i think they got run out of yospos by that thread

idk though

for some reason i always thought it was how

# ? Mar 4, 2015 16:57

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

well search works now so it wouldn't be that hard to figure out

# ? Mar 4, 2015 17:02

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

The Management posted:

that guy is clearly a liar, as evidenced by his charred pants

we're done here

# ? Mar 5, 2015 07:30

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

nevermind im brain damaged

# ? Mar 5, 2015 07:35

Origin: Feb 15, 2006

my leg got burned when my droid x was processing the screen swipe i did ten minutes beforehand.

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Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Last Chance posted:

my mom loves her iphone 5c. she returned her android the second day she had it and got the 5c that still works great :')

so i guess this wont be the first time she experiences intense burning in the pelvic area then

# ? Mar 6, 2015 03:20

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