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Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

"Much Like Your Posting"

gently caress a desert movie in natural colours that poo poo is bleak and depressing
much like your posting
dont quote that it's disturbing
much like your posting
the publishing industry and music industry are worthless because they encourage people to spend money on worthless things: most books are total poo poo but people buy them anyway because : marketing
much like your posting
a bit long and meandering
much like your posting
they also don't sell garlic in smaller quantities than 3 heads so by the time i use half of it the other half has started germinating
much like your posting
doing everything up from scratch is v satisfying too but its a goddamn lot of carrot grating
much like your posting
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh so revolting
much like your posting
cats are boring
much like your posting
written by someone who totally doesn't think about dicks all day
much like your posting
fake AND gay!!!!
much like your posting
aren't the big clunky ones mostly for ejaculating on anyway
much like your posting
because that results in a giant loving mess without any linear sense to it
much like your posting
no they aren't, they are literally all exactly the same and boring as poo poo
much like your posting
holy lol there's a lot wrong here
much like your posting
then they kept shipping it for 25 more years
much like your posting
it gets you a bunch of nerds invested in the dumb thing who drive people away from it by their sheer nerdery
much like you posting
no one laughed but I thought it was pretty funny!
much like your posting
it's not baby talk, it's coded language so people on the internet can feel inclusion and form an identity
much like your posting
it turns out that what i thought was hilarious and maybe a little childish as a teenager is now embarrassing to listen to!
much like your posting
I just wanted to make sure people knew it was bad for you
much like your posting
the dumpster keurig effect
much like your posting
seems like a losing prospect
much like your posting

don't sign your posts

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
fart gently caress balls & pee
gas thread ban op

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
nope your not gom
i hosed you're mom

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

Sham bam bamina! posted:

nope your not gom
i hosed you're mom

lol, missed g0m's thread

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




:firstpost:

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


i did not read the poem

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
this speaks to me

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

theadder posted:

i did not read the poem

You probably helped writing it

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


theres no way to know close thread

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
roses are red
violets are blue
citation needed

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

Azraelle posted:

lol, missed g0m's thread

three threads

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
Not criticizing or anything... just saying, if you think I've only made one thread? You're in for a treat...

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

no they will not posted:

Not criticizing or anything... just saying, if you think I've only made one thread? You're in for a treat...

I am both happy and annoyed at my timing

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
there once was a poster named Azraelle
who yospos could do without
every other day, he posted away
until CRIP EATIN BREAD said :frogout:

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

there once was a poster named Azraelle
who yospos could do without
every other day, he posted away
until CRIP EATIN BREAD said :frogout:
That "limerick" is garbage, as are you.
:frogout: of YOSPOS; kill you're self as well.
You couldn't rhyme your first two lines of spew.
You don't get meter either. Go to hell.

Your posting is already worthless poo poo,
But even so, that poem's fouler still.
Those seconds you spent slaving over it
Were worth ten hours, traded for that swill.

You can't have seen a poem in your life;
To you the meanest couplet must be foreign,
If you could pen such putrid verse so rife
With error, from your seamy basement warren.

My sonnet's done; I now have scratched my itch,
And in so doing, owned you - YOSPOS, bitch!

e: drat why couldn't i have posted this in one of the good threads

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Mar 5, 2015

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