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The Patriot Way is going to local restaurants and holding the door open for strangers even though you aren't going to eat there
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Ehud posted:http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2015/02/01/shaughnessy/NhWax5COhEjIqewKNbUmwI/story.html I'm a Patriots fan and this article made me retch.
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Mar 9, 2015 14:26
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The Patriot Way is being the one kid in class on a Friday reminding the teacher to assign homework right before school lets out.
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Mar 9, 2015 14:42
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The patriot way means asking to see the manager to praise your grocery bagger
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Mar 9, 2015 19:40
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The patriot way means calling people "son" even when they're older than you
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Mar 9, 2015 19:42
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sean10mm posted:Go on, hire a head coach fired by the Browns and see what it gets you. I hate when people say this. Belichick was a good coach on the Browns and had the team literally ripped from under him halfway through a season with the knowledge of the move. He wasn't your average joe Pat Shurmur who goes a few years with terrible results then dumped, he was in a unique position where he was actually kind of building something when the owner hosed over everyone. But yeah, being lucky as poo poo and thinking it's all skill is totally the Patriot Way
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Mar 9, 2015 21:52
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The patriot way is a good shibboleth to tell if the person you're taking to knows fuckall about anything.
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Mar 9, 2015 21:57
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Febreeze posted:I hate when people say this. Belichick was a good coach on the Browns and had the team literally ripped from under him halfway through a season with the knowledge of the move. He wasn't your average joe Pat Shurmur who goes a few years with terrible results then dumped, he was in a unique position where he was actually kind of building something when the owner hosed over everyone. Nah, I agree that Belichick was actually a good coach in Cleveland. But it's just funny that a guy that was widely hated and (unfairly) tagged as a loser coach by the sports media and millions of Browns fans went to the Patriots and became God-Emperor of Football. Even people who could see past Belichick's public image problems wouldn't have seen that coming in a million years.
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Mar 9, 2015 22:00
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GNU Order posted:The patriot way means calling people "son" even when they're older than you i love how much fun you are having with this
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Mar 9, 2015 23:44
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Sash! posted:The Patriot Way is apparently relying on your opponent to make the worst decision in the history of playcalling? The Patriot Way is never interrupting your enemy when he is making a mistake. The Patriot Way is also invading Russia in winter, sadly.
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Mar 10, 2015 05:22
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The patriot way is politely turning down an introductory rate on your cable bill
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Mar 10, 2015 15:06
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The patriot way is always being able to pay in exact change
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Mar 10, 2015 15:07
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Serisothikos posted:The Patriot Way is never interrupting your enemy when he is making a mistake. Was Tsar Alexander really derpy-looking?
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Mar 10, 2015 15:17
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The patriot way is intently browsing the neckties and wallets while your wife is underwear shopping to avoid looking in that direction at all costs
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Mar 10, 2015 15:17
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The Patriot Way is taking a hard line with your 4 year old nephew during Monopoly when he asks for a loan from the bank to stay in a game. (While pocketing a hundred dollars every turn.)
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Mar 10, 2015 15:22
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The Patriot Way is showing respect to GNU Order's posts by nodding at them and maybe offering a handshake.
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Mar 10, 2015 15:41
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The patriot way means making your son's date sit in the front seat as you drive them to and from the prom
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Mar 10, 2015 17:09
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The Patriot Way means tithing more than 10% and not claiming it on your taxes.
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Mar 10, 2015 19:28
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The Patriot Way means putting this thread out of its misery.
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Mar 10, 2015 19:40
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The Patriot Way means eating only the vanilla from the carton of Neapolitan ice cream, leaving the chocolate and strawberry for others.
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Mar 10, 2015 19:45
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The Patriot Way means putting the lid down before you flush.
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Mar 10, 2015 20:16
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It's me, guys. I've been the Patriots Way the entire time.
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Mar 10, 2015 23:42
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The Patriot Way means never having to say you're sorry because you're incapable of feeling empathy.
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The Patriot Way means always leave them wanting you
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