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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Anyone else have a problem with greasy bacon fingers on their keyboard?

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
wipe your fingers on yr sweatpants. problem solved

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
lick the keys dummy

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
:pram:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
im not allowed to have pork products in my home

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
wipe down your mouse/kb with towel+alcohol once in a while and then a slightly damp towel to clean and degrease them

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
fraid not op but you have my sympathy

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
degrease your bacon before you eat it. it greatly cuts down on the calories. works for pizza too

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i purposefully grease my fingers to pick up the dead skin and pubic hair from my keyboard, op

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
post the keyboard goop

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
just start jacking off with the greasy fingers and keep doing it until u have a bacon flavored dick

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Smythe posted:

im not allowed to have pork products in my home

so thats why i porked ur gf when she came over last night

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

so thats why i porked ur gf when she came over last night

enjoy your AIDS shithead

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Smythe posted:

enjoy your AIDS shithead

assalamu AIDScum

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

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