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thompson
yeah bitch

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Piso Mojado

nice. post a guac pic

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good poo poo, that

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thompson


Guac pic :waddup:

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Guac talk: It's good.

deep dish peat moss

Guac Talk: Lemon Juice or Lime Juice? I do Lime but next time I'm trying Crang.

smoobles

guac tip:

if you live near a Fiesta (or other mexican grocer) just buy some fresh made pico de gallo, an extra jalapeno or two, and mix that poo poo with your avocado

pico has every ingredient of guac minus the avocado. i just saved u 5 minutes of chopping

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Piso Mojado

me, when I saw that guac

thompson
so the key is this.

6 avocados, 4 sticks of jicama finely chopped, 1/3 onion finely chopped, 3 garlic cloves minced, 1/4 jalapeņo finely chopped, 1 small tomato finely chopped, 1 lime squeezed, and freshly ground salt and pepper. stir it up. eat.

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deep dish peat moss

I make different guacs depending on what I want... like a chili guac, or a basil guac. Recipes are for losers.

smoobles

don't use garlic u idiot

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I would like to eat the guac

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smoobles posted:

guac tip:

if you live near a Fiesta (or other mexican grocer) just buy some fresh made pico de gallo, an extra jalapeno or two, and mix that poo poo with your avocado

pico has every ingredient of guac minus the avocado. i just saved u 5 minutes of chopping

All mexican food is like the same 5 ingredients. Not talking poo poo its juwt a fact

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taste of guacamole

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Hick Magnet posted:

Recipes are for losers.

thompson
I like how it tastes so yeah.

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treasure bear

holy guacamole

Stormyish

is it still legally guac if it's made over the boarder

google THIS

smoobles posted:

don't use garlic u idiot

this is a wrong opinion in almost any culinary situation besides dessert and even that I'm starting to doubt because I've heard that garlic ice cream is good

Grass Effect

smoobles posted:

don't use garlic u idiot

remove yourself

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that is smobbles worst post

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google THIS posted:

this is a wrong opinion in almost any culinary situation besides dessert and even that I'm starting to doubt because I've heard that garlic ice cream is good

I had garlic ice cream once. it was pretty weird, but not unpleasant

deep dish peat moss

Look, I don't have a problem with garlic, I don't hate garlic... I even like garlic! but I don't think it should be mixed in with our guac, in the same bowl, with the same spoons, heck, it shouldn't even be at the same schools or on the same buses.

ron color

thompson posted:

so the key is this.

6 avocados, 4 sticks of jicama finely chopped, 1/3 onion finely chopped, 3 garlic cloves minced, 1/4 jalapeņo finely chopped, 1 small tomato finely chopped, 1 lime squeezed, and freshly ground salt and pepper. stir it up. eat.

how small is a small tomato. thank you for this, even though that picture is really bad, that guac looks really good

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If i can weigh in on this garlic situation i would personally vote for roasted garlic if it is going to be used at all. Raw garlic would overpower everything else. I don't put garlic in my guac but if you need to dont ruin the beautiful subtleties of tomato lime and avocado because all you can taste is raw garlic

ron color
just use less

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ron color posted:

how small is a small tomato. thank you for this, even though that picture is really bad, that guac looks really good

Not my recipe, but however small you want it to be. Get the tiniest one ypu see if you dont like tomatoes but if you do just be like f u thompson imma use a medium or large one instead.

Recipes are not chemistry. I have never put jicama in mine but i bet it tastes awesome. I garnish mine with pomegranite seeds. Sometimes i put sunflower kernels in, or mix in a little grated manchego instead of some salt. Just use less of something at first, taste, adjust, rinse ,repeat, then write what you did down and you have your own recipe!

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om nom nom posted:

If i can weigh in on this garlic situation i would personally vote for roasted garlic if it is going to be used at all. Raw garlic would overpower everything else. I don't put garlic in my guac but if you need to dont ruin the beautiful subtleties of tomato lime and avocado because all you can taste is raw garlic

lol if you don't even take this as gospel

lol

lol

ok mom nom is a goddamn pro

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This is a truly horrible thread but f you have to post such incredibly boring gay poo poo in the future try posting in GBS next time since ultimately it will save the people that run the forums money

A CRUNK BIRD
That was directed at all the posters here not just the "OP" or original poster of the thread

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Piso Mojado

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

That was directed at all the posters here not just the "OP" or original poster of the thread

I really like your av

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