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what time is it?quote:I know, because we measure; nor can we measure things that are not; and things past and future are not. that might have been true in the year 32 or whenever the gently caress this was written but now the answer is: we measure passing time in switzerland  switzerland is the wealthiest country per capita in the world. it has the pointiest mountains in the alps. the most competitive economy. their army has the most crap tools on their knives. and it all rides on the back of one thing: the finest timepieces known to man  switzerland the day before the apple watch but on september 9 2014 tim cook got on stage and announced:  "switzerland. is. hosed." after nokia and finland apple has a new victim in their sights. something smells rotten in switzerland and its not their cheese.  switzerland the day after today the swiss will gather in their mandatory nuclear war shelters to learn about something no bunker will protect them from: the apple watch. how many are we allowed to buy? how many X is apple gold better than normal gold? which would have been steves favorite watch? etc  take into account dst in the us the keynote is an hour earlier than usual for the rest of the world (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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I leave this thread locked, to sink into oblivion with the OPs head on my pike. Look upon it and see my power. I have determined the Keynote thread and stuck it. It's the official thread.
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you stupid rear end in a top hat. arrogant little bitch. gently caress you!
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