Undeniable proof that Dog exists

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birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

# ? Mar 11, 2015 11:30

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# ? May 11, 2024 19:58

MrNemo: Aug 26, 2010; "I just love beeting off"

PT6A posted:

So, if one of these dogs tried to gently caress a chihuahua, would it just... break it, or what? Would that be physically possible?

It is one of the reasons why biologists don't just use 'able to gently caress and have kids' as a way of dividing species, since they are the same species but cannot.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 14:36

DeusExMachinima: Sep 2, 2012; This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Helsing posted:

Did not put Hitler and Obama in the same post, 0/10 america hater

# ? Mar 11, 2015 15:10

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

waiat poo poo

# ? Mar 11, 2015 15:28

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

A Man With A Plan posted:

I don't know about the act itself, but for breeding any big/small pairs have to have a big female, small male. Other way round tends to lead to autoabortion or the death of the mom from the fetus being too big

fakeedit: stepladders?

Makes sense. I didn't think about the consequences after the act, but, yeah, I'm pretty sure a Bulgarian Shepherd puppy would already be nearly as big as a chihuahua is ever likely to get.

I do agree with Putin on one thing, though: big dogs are the best dogs. All dogs ought to be at least as big as a Labrador retriever, with a special exemption for border collies because they're loving awesome. George-Bush-dog is, as Putin correctly identified, a wuss dog for bitches.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 15:30

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Dreylad posted:

waiat poo poo

Kitten's thoughts: "Help me! Help meeeeeeeee"

# ? Mar 11, 2015 18:41

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Chokes McGee posted:

Kitten's thoughts: "Help me! Help meeeeeeeee"

"Can't sleep... PM will eat me. Can't sleep... PM will eat me."

# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:52

GAINING WEIGHT...: Mar 26, 2007; See? Science proves the ~~Jews~~Muslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

how would the afternoon and evening be able to eat anything

# ? Mar 11, 2015 21:15

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

how would the afternoon and evening be able to eat anything

Prime Minister?

# ? Mar 11, 2015 21:32

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Poodle Massacrer

# ? Mar 11, 2015 21:54

Helsing: Aug 23, 2003; DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU JOE BIDEN

DeusExMachinima posted:

Did not put Hitler and Obama in the same post, 0/10 america hater

I figured I'd limit the list to politicians who actually made a difference.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 23:42

Mavric: Dec 14, 2006; I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.

Dog exists, and he is American.

# ? Mar 12, 2015 00:48

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Mavric posted:

Dog exists, and he is American.

In dog we trust :patriot:

# ? Mar 12, 2015 00:51

KillHour: Oct 28, 2007

MrNemo posted:

It is one of the reasons why biologists don't just use 'able to gently caress and have kids' as a way of dividing species, since they are the same species but cannot.

You sure about that?