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heard u like girls

FartGhost posted:

was actually invented in ask/tell because people kept going, "there's this thing i know stuff about, but it might be boring bye" so it was really meant as just post if you actually have something interestign to say

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:05

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# ? May 6, 2024 06:23

heard u like girls

see that was pretty interesting and informative fartghost

thanks

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:05

heard u like girls

how many of the yob posters are germans ???

* pizzatime
* ??

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:06

Miss Psychosis

[Sighing, I type bracket pre bracket. But no words come. The sheer inane boring nature of Humans Among US washes over me like a cliche. I sigh again, and quickly hit backspace five times.]

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:08

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

my ennui has a name

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:10

heard u like girls

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:11

heard u like girls

Awesome! posted:

my ennui has a name

your what

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:12

cuntman.net

FartGhost posted:

was actually invented in ask/tell because people kept going, "there's this thing i know stuff about, but it might be boring bye" so it was really meant as just post if you actually have something interestign to say

i dont completely agree with this but i think we can all agree that it doesnt mean keep on posting even when you know your posts are terrible

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:12

cuntman.net

please gas this thread

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:12

heard u like girls

is that a fursona thing

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:12

heard u like girls

TWIST FIST posted:

i dont completely agree with this but i think we can all agree that it doesnt mean keep on posting even when you know your posts are terrible

how about you instead tell us what you think :justpost:

means

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:13

Miss Psychosis

Iggy Koopa, Humans Among Us, and Stomyish should all be in containment threads.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:13

heard u like girls

thats why im posting here and not spamming all the other threads, no problem m9

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:14

FartGhost

Humans Among Us posted:

how about you instead tell us what you think means

im not actually sure if what i said is accurate but i think you should shut up

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:14

Stormyish

hell, I'm too sadbrains right now to post anyway, so it's not that hard to contain me

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:15

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

That spinning fox makes me happy

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:16

heard u like girls

its a cool fox

Stormyish posted:

hell, I'm too sadbrains right now to post anyway, so it's not that hard to contain me

whats wrong buddy

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:19

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:24

heard u like girls

dont tell me your also german and have to pay 500 cus id be depressed as poo poo

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:24

cuntman.net

youre embarrassing yourself

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:24

Salmiakki

vitun roskaa

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:25

El Spider

lets lock these psychos up in a cage

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:25

cuntman.net

one day we'll all look back on this and laugh but your laugh is going to be the awkward self conscious kind of laugh

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:25

heard u like girls

TWIST FIST posted:

one day we'll all look back on this and laugh but your laugh is going to be the awkward self conscious kind of laugh

thats fine .... yeah yeah thats ok no big deal...
uhm yea no biggy

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:27

GoodbyeTurtles

this guy, lmao, this fuckin guy

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:29

Miss Psychosis

Stormyish posted:

hell, I'm too sadbrains right now to post anyway, so it's not that hard to contain me

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:29

joke_explainer

Miss Psychosis posted:

Iggy Koopa, Humans Among Us, and Stomyish should all be in containment threads.

INT. FIREHALL BASEMENT -- SAME TIME BUREAUS WATTS is at the work bench repairing a damaged posting pack. The place is a mess with equipment, work orders, parts, catalogs and old lunches piled everywhere. Half the room has been sealed off from floor to ceiling with concrete blocks to form a storage facility for captured shitposters. WETNIGHTMARE is standing at a viewing slit staring into the storage facility. SLOW MEME He inserts a trap into a metal-lined slot in the wall of the storage facility. BWATTS crosses to a control console to assist him. SLOW MEME (pushing buttons) Set entry grid. BWATTS Neutronize. System shut. He pushes more buttons and the slot lights up. Several grating electronic snaps are heard, like the sound of bugs being fried on an outdoor insect light. Then BWATTS withdraws the trap and tosses it into a bin marked: FOR RECHARGE. BWATTS (CONT'D) I've got to sleep. SLOW MEME I need two new purge valves. How's the grid around the storage facility holding up? BWATTS I'm worried, Quickscope420dad. It's getting crowded in there. And all my recent data points to something big on the bottom. WETNIGHTMARE (concerned) What do you mean "big?" BWATTS picks up a Hostess Twinkie from the workbench. BWATTS Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of poo poo posts in the BYOB area. According to this morning's PKE sample, the current level in the forum would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds. WETNIGHTMARE That's a big Twinkie. SLOW MEME We could be on the verge of a fourfold crossover ... or worse. If what we're seeing indicates a massive PKE surge, we could experience an actual rip. BWATTS nods gravely. MISS PSYCHOSIS enters looking very concerned. MISS PSYCHOSIS Watts, how's the grid around the storage facility holding up? BWATTS It's not good, MP. WET NIGHTMARE Tell him about the Twinkie. MISS PSYCHOSIS lets that remark go and crosses to a TV monitor linked to a camera inside the storage facility. MISS PSYCHOSIS (peering) I can't look anymore. It's too depressing. THE MONITOR. We zoom in on the monitor and get our first real look inside the storage facility. It is a bleak repository for souls of many species. Strange lights, mists and spectral shapes waft about aimlessly. Human-like posters lean against the walls in despairing convict poses. Others flit and hang on the ceiling. It is a sad and frightening limbo and a most unholy makeshift asylum. Pizzatime can be seen in the back wailing about taxes being too high.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:49

mycophobia

lol

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:52

Miss Psychosis

Lmao

# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:59

i am he

lol

# ? Mar 14, 2015 02:23

i am he

# ? Mar 14, 2015 02:23

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Miss Psychosis posted:

Lmao

# ? Mar 14, 2015 02:48

Zombie #246: Murr rgghhh ahhrghhh fffff

did someon make a hitler joke yet

# ? Mar 14, 2015 03:28

bwatts

joke_explainer posted:

INT. FIREHALL BASEMENT -- SAME TIME BUREAUS WATTS is at the work bench repairing a damaged posting pack. The place is a mess with equipment, work orders, parts, catalogs and old lunches piled everywhere. Half the room has been sealed off from floor to ceiling with concrete blocks to form a storage facility for captured shitposters. WETNIGHTMARE is standing at a viewing slit staring into the storage facility. SLOW MEME He inserts a trap into a metal-lined slot in the wall of the storage facility. BWATTS crosses to a control console to assist him. SLOW MEME (pushing buttons) Set entry grid. BWATTS Neutronize. System shut. He pushes more buttons and the slot lights up. Several grating electronic snaps are heard, like the sound of bugs being fried on an outdoor insect light. Then BWATTS withdraws the trap and tosses it into a bin marked: FOR RECHARGE. BWATTS (CONT'D) I've got to sleep. SLOW MEME I need two new purge valves. How's the grid around the storage facility holding up? BWATTS I'm worried, Quickscope420dad. It's getting crowded in there. And all my recent data points to something big on the bottom. WETNIGHTMARE (concerned) What do you mean "big?" BWATTS picks up a Hostess Twinkie from the workbench. BWATTS Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of poo poo posts in the BYOB area. According to this morning's PKE sample, the current level in the forum would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds. WETNIGHTMARE That's a big Twinkie. SLOW MEME We could be on the verge of a fourfold crossover ... or worse. If what we're seeing indicates a massive PKE surge, we could experience an actual rip. BWATTS nods gravely. MISS PSYCHOSIS enters looking very concerned. MISS PSYCHOSIS Watts, how's the grid around the storage facility holding up? BWATTS It's not good, MP. WET NIGHTMARE Tell him about the Twinkie. MISS PSYCHOSIS lets that remark go and crosses to a TV monitor linked to a camera inside the storage facility. MISS PSYCHOSIS (peering) I can't look anymore. It's too depressing. THE MONITOR. We zoom in on the monitor and get our first real look inside the storage facility. It is a bleak repository for souls of many species. Strange lights, mists and spectral shapes waft about aimlessly. Human-like posters lean against the walls in despairing convict poses. Others flit and hang on the ceiling. It is a sad and frightening limbo and a most unholy makeshift asylum. Pizzatime can be seen in the back wailing about taxes being too high.

nice

# ? Mar 14, 2015 03:35

bwatts

also humans among us has been awful for months and is probably the worst poster in byob

# ? Mar 14, 2015 03:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

BYOB Ross posted:

good

# ? Mar 14, 2015 07:27

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# ? May 6, 2024 06:23

mycophobia

BYOB Ross posted:

ah yes, the Get Murdered Dragon

# ? Mar 14, 2015 17:26

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