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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > BYOB: The Friendzone with Benefitszone
 
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bacalou


 its 19.55 per paycheck for dental, medical, vision, and a handy behind the dumpsters after lunch break

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Miss Psychosis

 BYOB: Halo Master CHief Is Lame

* # ? Mar 14, 2015 00:09
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bacalou


 please note: any employees caught fornicating on the roof will be charged a fifteen dollar co-pay for janitorial

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot

crust munch posted:

please note: any employees caught fornicating on the roof will be charged a fifteen dollar co-pay for janitorial

Worth it, really

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bacalou


 remember employees: maturbating at your desk when in the benefitszone is a right, not a privilege. please report any kinkshamers to hr using form 107-b and be sure to note the place/time/date so we can check the webcam footage

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i am he

Miss Psychosis posted:

BYOB: Halo Master CHief Is Lame

how dare you

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landy.

crust munch posted:

please note: any employees caught fornicating on the roof will be charged a fifteen dollar co-pay for janitorial

per incident?


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Miss Psychosis

BYOB Ross posted:

how dare you

I made that typo in your honor.

* # ? Mar 14, 2015 02:31
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bwatts

 i am hes about to go mental on miss psychosis.... :munch:

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bacalou

landy. posted:

per incident?

per hour :evilbuddy:

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