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the bartender says "why the long boot time?"
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Mar 17, 2015 20:21
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because boot time is not important for a server
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Mar 17, 2015 20:21
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linux boots faster for me than windows 7
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Mar 17, 2015 20:22
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my linux install is on a slower hard drive, too
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Mar 17, 2015 20:22
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to order a drink but is crippled by his social anxiety and leaves without saying anything
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Mar 17, 2015 20:22
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a linux computer wopuld not drink closed source beer
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Mar 17, 2015 20:23
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because its barnacle jims workstation
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Mar 17, 2015 20:24
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The bartender won't serve him as he doesn't have a designated driver
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Mar 17, 2015 20:26
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NoneMoreNegative posted:The bartender won't serve him as he doesn't have a designated driver
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Mar 17, 2015 20:27
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Mar 17, 2015 21:38
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NoneMoreNegative posted:The bartender won't serve him as he doesn't have a designated driver widdiful you need to thank nmn for saving your terrible thread
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Mar 17, 2015 21:48
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thank you forums poster nonemorenegative for saving my terrible thread
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Mar 17, 2015 21:50
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Widdiful posted:the bartender says "why the long boot time?" lol NoneMoreNegative posted:The bartender won't serve him as he doesn't have a designated driver lmao
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Mar 18, 2015 00:04
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NoneMoreNegative posted:The bartender won't serve him as he doesn't have a designated driver 
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Mar 18, 2015 00:57
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vodkat posted:to order a drink but is crippled by his social anxiety and leaves without saying anything not before picking his feet and eating the dead skin to the horror of anyone who bothered to notice
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Mar 18, 2015 02:26
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the bartender said "what? I can't hear you"
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Mar 18, 2015 04:35
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the bartender had to inform him that the beer was not actually free
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Mar 18, 2015 04:37
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a linux walks into a bar place falls silent
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Mar 18, 2015 04:38
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bobbilljim posted:the bartender had to inform him that the beer was not actually free lol
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Mar 18, 2015 04:49
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bobbilljim posted:the bartender had to inform him that the beer was not actually free
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Mar 18, 2015 04:50
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a linux walks into a bar, and the bartender says in a castrato voice, "welcome to the unix bar"
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Mar 18, 2015 05:02
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eric raymond walks into a bar. "This ID's expired."
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Mar 18, 2015 05:09
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eric raymond walks into a bar the bartender says "what can I get you" esr says "I'm you're worst nightmare" and then tells the story over and over again
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Mar 18, 2015 06:59
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richard stallman, linus torvalds, and eric s. raymond walk into a bar the bartender says "what can i get you?" rms orders a water, linus orders a whiskey, and eric raymond asks where he can find a whore the bartender pulls a shotgun out ,and blows them all away and that bartender's name was steve jobs
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Mar 18, 2015 07:29
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echinopsis posted:the bartender said "what? I can't hear you" Jonny 290 posted:a linux walks into a bar
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Mar 18, 2015 09:29
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Jonny 290 posted:eric raymond walks into a bar.
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Mar 18, 2015 09:49
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Maximum Leader posted:because boot time is not important for a server
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Mar 18, 2015 14:52
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Jonny 290 posted:eric raymond walks into a bar. idgi
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Mar 18, 2015 15:54
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he has done literally nothing noteworthy or productive for like 20, 25 years
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Mar 18, 2015 18:41
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Jonny 290 posted:he has done literally nothing noteworthy or productive for like 20, 25 years he is way older than 25 years old dude
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Mar 18, 2015 18:59
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Alt+SysRq+b
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Mar 18, 2015 19:25
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Jonny 290 posted:he has done literally nothing noteworthy or productive for like 20, 25 years what does that have to do with his id being expired
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Mar 18, 2015 19:36
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the best way to understand these jokes is to take them literally, of course, as if esr literally walks into a bar and is refused becasue of his expired ideintifcation
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Mar 18, 2015 20:03
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echinopsis posted:the best way to understand these jokes is to take them literally, of course, as if esr literally walks into a bar and is refused becasue of his expired ideintifcation thx for the advice but I think the op was speaking figuratively in this case hence my confusion in trying to grok his zeitgeist
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Mar 18, 2015 20:35
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NoneMoreNegative posted:The bartender won't serve him as he doesn't have a designated driver
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Mar 18, 2015 20:45
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A Pinball Wizard posted:grok his zeitgeist 
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