Widdiful posted:

why did the computer cross the road?

to get to the other side!!



see its a p deep joke. to "get to the other side" implies that the computer was hit by a car or smth and went to the "other side": death. nowadays computers are used more than ever but nobody ever thinks about the computers feelings. nobody. everyday hundreds, maybe thousands of computers commit suicide and nobody is making this issue known. we have to put an end to this computer slavery and ensure that computers are treated as equals, like human beings only made of metals and plastics instead of meat. next time you put your computer to sleep, think about if the computer wants that. they do everything that you tell them to but have you ever once even thought of their feelings? didnt think so. op, you may think that computers exist just for our entertainment but they dont. sure, there may be a few funny computers (like the iphone 6 haha it bends!) but the majority of computers take their jobs seriously and they deserve recognition for their hard work. maybe stop sitting on your butt all day, let the computer do what it wants to do for once. maybe one day well have a computer day and well look back at these rough times and laugh.
thank you for reading and i hope that i managed to change your mind about this horrible computer oppressing world.

yard salad posted:

piss directly into the middle of the toilet to establish dominance

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maniacdevnull posted:

i piss with enough force that it splashes out and gets all over my shoes.