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Winkle-Daddy posted:*leaves work and will pretend like it got lost in my web of outlook filters in the morning and will apologize profusely to make you look like a chud in front of the vp's you cc'd* haha you apologized i win
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Cat Face Joe posted:
i've got a bunch of PMP course invites in my outlook junk folder and i'm wondering how they got there and wtf alright i've touched base y'all peace
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Chorrax posted:Holy poo poo I hate coworkers that have ~sayings~ in their sigs Living the dream!!! --my ex boss's Lync status message for the last seven months of my employment
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Jonny 290 posted:Living the dream!!! --my ex boss's Lync status message for the last seven months of my employment 
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haha yea but its actually the worng PEOPLE we did - got this freakin case of GONORRHEA to prove it!
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wish i had the motivation to make thousands of those for all sorts of celebrities
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Phuzzy posted:i bouht like 40 dollars of easter candy on discount at walgreens and brought it in ot the office and now everyone's my friend again candy update: someone walked off with my chocolate marshmallow eggs
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yesterday: worked on estimations today:more estimations and some actual work blockers: the designs that change literally infront of my eyes as I try to estimate said designs as designers mess with it in real time
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integrate teh design into the point system and have them submit final mockups before you start all changes go in the next iteration 
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today i wrote 1 line of php and said it took 3 hours and then i did a bunch of bullshit in photoshop until i left
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Jonny 290 posted:Living the dream!!! this is considered sarcastic in myjob that exact phrase it is used commonly, but always considered as sarcastic
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we need to choose a team name, any ideas
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piss poor programming party
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a farting computer 😸
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candy dish update: the jellybeans have mysteriously reappeared on my desk 
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Phuzzy posted:candy dish update: the jellybeans have mysteriously reappeared on my desk let's stay on topic guys these stand ups shouldn't take so long
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spends entire meeting not listening to anyone else as I try to come up with a story that makes "spent five minutes writing code" sound like something productive
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What's brown and sticky? A soldering iron.
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Jerry Cotton posted:What's brown and sticky? ur moms butt... or at least it was the last time i was there (April 3, 1996)
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du -hast posted:ur moms butt... or at least it was the last time i was there (April 3, 1996) Always knew you were a turd.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Always knew you were a turd. dont sign y-
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Sniep posted:this is considered sarcastic in myjob there are people that don't mean this sarcastically?
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Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:there are people that don't mean this sarcastically? well bless their hearts
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