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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
me: h..hey guys. i l..like to knit. any uhh cool patterns for a beginner? =]
knitting_sniper2001: gently caress OFF
dont needlepoint me bro: [high pitch undesirable nasally man voice] i like to kniiiiiiiiiittttttt
yarnball69: go knit a noose and use the noose you knitted!

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
knitpacker420: needle penis spotted itt :cripes:

beer pal

baby need a hankie?? oooh you gonna cry but you cant even make a hankie to cry into?? haha go cry into some scrap fabric like a baby

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

smoobles

i tried to post my crochets there and got a huge fuckoff essay on how crocheting isn't knitting, then i got banned

the knitting forum is scary as hell

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
yarnlord666: that crochet looks really special. Are you fuckmg retarded? :getout:

Wertjoe

xX_KnitNinja420sephirothSSJ9_Xx: Welcome to the knitting forum.

the unabonger
the knitting forum takes the concept of "gangtags" seriously

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I don't know anything about knitting and I'm terrified that people will find out

tao of lmao

i'm gonna make a new thread in the knitting forum and it's not gonna be about knitting at all

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
They're scary as gently caress, man. Right at the edge of hypnagogia you'll hear them chant "Snitches get stitches" as they pull the wool yarn over and through each row of loops, methodically, carefully, until all the police find is a You shaped mitten (the head is the thumb)

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playground tough

i flunked out posted:

the knitting forum takes the concept of "gangtags" seriously

llol

tao of lmao

The Raphael posted:

i'm gonna make a new thread in the knitting forum and it's not gonna be about knitting at all

i did it

smoobles

Qwerinty posted:

They're scary as gently caress, man. Right at the edge of hypnagogia you'll hear them chant "Snitches get stitches" as they pull the wool yarn over and through each row of loops, methodically, carefully, until all the police find is a You shaped mitten (the head is the thumb)

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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
i want to post there but i'm afraid of them knit-picking my work

Scaly Haylie

crochet_guevara: lol

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Knitting is for cool people only, if you don't know how to crotch stitch I don't even wan't to know you.

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losermeme

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

The Raphael posted:

i'm gonna make a new thread in the knitting forum and it's not gonna be about knitting at all

Jesus, be careful

tao of lmao

i was but they gassed it anyways and beat me up. i'm lucky to still be alive

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
thats what attracts me about the knitting forum: raw danger. i want in.

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Tebulot

im hip now bois

How are those guys with the snappy knitting puns?

I'd have to say, personally, they'd be pretty on point.






blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
would you say that.... your stomach is in KNOTS!!

:golfclap:

Tebulot

im hip now bois

If you're having yarn problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a stitch aint one






WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Tebulot posted:

If you're having yarn problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a stitch aint one

you should post that over there

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Masturbasturd
FYI that whole forum is isis recruiting front. Just a nod of common sense from GBS.

Old lady died next door and that's about what's new up in my dead end, how u?

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