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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
I love all the reviewers who are like, "I literally have every app send me every notification possible from every account I have, and the Apple watch won't stop bugging me!"

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a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

echinopsis posted:

looking at your watch is the international symbol for when the gently caress can I get away from this person

Your posts make me wish I had a watch to look at...





















































...because they are bad

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

it's literally more acceptable to grab a quick look at your phone than to look at your watch, so


echinopsis posted:

looking at your watch is the international symbol for when the gently caress can I get away from this person

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

that is the point, that I think a lot of owners will miss

"great, now I won't be rude on my phone, nobody will know I'm on my watch"

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Boxturret posted:

it's too small, it's almost A WOMAN'S WATCH:qq:

big watches are dumb anyway. they look stupid and smell like poop from a butt

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Beeftweeter posted:

big watches are dumb anyway. they look stupid and smell like poop from a butt

hella agreed friendo

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

first person to check their watch picks up the bill

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Busta Chimes.wav posted:

first person to check their watch picks up the bill

im sure they would relish the oppertunity to use ipay using their watch or w/e

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
twenty two thousand dollars

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Valeyard posted:

im sure they would relish the oppertunity to use ipay using their watch or w/e

that scene from the begining of american psycho only its $18000 watches being thrown in the collection plate

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Busta Chimes.wav posted:

that scene from the begining of american psycho only its $18000 watches being thrown in the collection plate

that dickweed paul allen got the apple watch edition. its making my stainless look like loving clownshoes

rose gold

red crown

my god

it's even got a milanese loop

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
song for iwatch buyers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF9kOkRCnyo

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

qirex posted:

I'm wearing my 49mm g-shock today and it looks hilariously huge

I saw a moto360 in person and it's huge. Anything over about 40mm looks hilarious to me

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

maniacdevnull posted:

I saw a moto360 in person and it's huge. Anything over about 40mm looks hilarious to me

no you see, I'm a fat white male who went to Macworld in the 90s and 40mm watches are for women.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Beeftweeter posted:

big watches are dumb anyway. they look stupid and smell like poop from a butt

Same

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
I stick to 30 - 40mm watches as im not hugely fat or a bodybuilder

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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bobbilljim posted:

I stick to 30 - 40mm watches as im not hugely fat or a bodybuilder

this is like saying that you are looking for an apartment between 275 and 3000 square feet

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
couldn't find anything quite as bad as i remembered (it was still bad), but this made me lol irl

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

DNova posted:

every single critique of apple is always followed by this preamble:
lmao apple fandom is literally /r/bitcoin

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Jonny 290 posted:

this is like saying that you are looking for an apartment between 275 and 3000 square feet

how did you know?? not an apartment though, they have bodycorp.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Boxturret posted:

people wear watches that are 5cm in diameter :psyduck:

ofc u would think 5cm is big

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

2" watch is huge for anyone who isn't 475lbs or wearing it around their neck

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

5cm watch

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
oh it's 10.5 oclock

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

the space watch; because you can read it from space

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
bold choice to only number between teh hours

pram
Jun 10, 2001

i bet whoever wears this has a giant dick

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

I like that it has two 60 second timers, one that counts up and one that counts down.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
more like i siht on ur watch lol....

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

pram posted:

i bet whoever wears this has a giant dick

they would have to. its actually a cock ring

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔹ℝ𝔸𝕍𝔼

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i went to macworld ny 2001 and briefly lost out to my own drat intern to be on stage with Steve Jobs to unveil some game.

lol

Trashman
Sep 11, 2000

You trash eating stink bag!
Fun Shoe

pram posted:

i bet whoever wears this is a giant dick

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




same :smugmrgw:

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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

the iwatch is the 3rd product in the iphone 6 and 6+ range
6 6 6
the iwatch is the mark of the beast, wake up yospos.

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