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ulvir

losermeme posted:

mice to knife you

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ulvir


Erotic Thomas
there's a brown rat that climbs up the gutter outside my bedroom window, climbs across the roof and eats the oranges in the tree next to the front of our house. i think he's pretty cute but i'd rather he kept his distance.

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

ham_sanitizer posted:

someone stomp on that bigass mouse while i stand on a table

please do not stomp on our cute rodent friends

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treasure bear

there is a mouse in my house and it's pooping and pissing in my kitchen and refusing to pay it's share of the rent

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by Fluffdaddy
my friend has some pet rats and i give them treat every time i can because their tiny loving hands holding onto that yogurt chip is the cutest god drat thing

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by Fluffdaddy
these rats melt my heart on the reg

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I have four indoor cats and one time we had a mouse in the kitchen and the cats all ran away and hid from it

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Cumt posted:

there is a mouse in my house and it's pooping and pissing in my kitchen and refusing to pay it's share of the rent

Get a cat with a job.

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treasure bear

drilldo squirt posted:

Get a cat with a job.

not allowed a cat here, im getting a kestrel

Swizzbutt

Pomp posted:

my friend has some pet rats and i give them treat every time i can because their tiny loving hands holding onto that yogurt chip is the cutest god drat thing

rats are awesome, growing up my parents would only let me get hamsters but at least they did the same hand yogurt chip thing

ulvir

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I have four indoor cats and one time we had a mouse in the kitchen and the cats all ran away and hid from it

lol

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

WetNightmare posted:

i feel like small things shouldnt be called giant, because they are small.

Maybe he is getting up on the table to look the rat in the eyes while his friend steps on the rat's tail, so they may make their escape. A clever diversion..

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saboten

losermeme posted:

mice to knife you

thank u bacalou

ulvir

treasure bear

awwwwww :3:

monkay

The official sad poster
those yogurt chips are tasty as hell

Scaly Haylie

pogi


:kimchi:

pogi



Rat babiesssss so cute

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
all god's creatures are :3: in there own way

Ace of Baes
cats became popular in a lot of asia because the food they would leave out in temples would attract mice, "temple cats" can still be seen when visiting buddhist temples today, some say they hold the secrets to ancient knowledge, and long forgotten powers

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by Fluffdaddy

monkay posted:

those yogurt chips are tasty as hell

please do not tempt me to taste the rat treats

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verily carefree


Much like my balls

ghost host

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style




Pizzatime

I'll take a rat over hornets, at least rats I can comprehend

landy.

:kimchi:


alnilam

FutonForensic


ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
me when i see a rat after this thread: come live with me, be my friend

Swizzbutt

ham_sanitizer posted:

me when i see a rat after this thread: come live with me, be my friend

another byob success story

Scaly Haylie

me when i see a rat: "ugh how about some real enemies"

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by Fluffdaddy

hands

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landy.




Erotic Thomas
ugh, the rat just found a way inside. the screen door to the balcony is open wider at the top than the bottom so the rat was at the top looking inside and then i was like "hey go away" and he left. now i gotta find a way to close that door better.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


my son had pet rats and one of them was a miniature hairless rat names Baby who would open the cage at night and run around the house. One time I woke up to him holding my lower lip and licking the inside of my mouth.

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nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
i say 'mouse, you are cute but rat no stop don't' but rat still does so what else?

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