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google THIS

make sure to always remove the u to turn a bad word into a much more family-friendly word

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bwatts

LOL

Android Blues

when I read it with the asterisk in my head I pronounce it more like "fick"

google THIS

you can say f*ck on the radio as long as you omit the u sound. It's classy to replace it with a record scratch or whip noise so it sounds like fwuck

google THIS

radio: I wanna f*ck you like an animal

small child: what did he say? fack? fock? I guess I'll never know...

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Android Blues

actually, I believe the correct radio edit is "I wanna forget you like an animal" (presumably not an elephant, but another type of animal, with a short memory)

Android Blues

if anything this edit is more sexual because it brings to mind the fleeting intransience of life and the approaching inevitability of death that is desire's necessary dance partner

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
i prefer to censor the f myself

could be duck

could be muck

could be buck

could be suck (lets not entertain that one)

ulvir

google THIS posted:

radio: I wanna f*ck you like an animal

small child: what did he say? fack? fock? I guess I'll never know...

children over here usually pronounce "gently caress" as "fack" (straight up A because they haven't quite learned the schwa yet) and they call the middle finger the "fakkju"

Bwee
you don't have to learn a schwa, it's innate like knowing the difference between right and wrong

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
do you know the 1995 smash hit "Short Dick Man" by American duo "20 fingers"? Well, you can watch it here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wNx1CBym7s

However, this was not allowed in America, and for some reason they changed it to "Short Short Man".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E

And it now has the lyric "eenie weenie teenie weenie shriveled little short short man"

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oliwan posted:

do you know the 1995 smash hit "Short Dick Man" by American duo "20 fingers"? Well, you can watch it here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wNx1CBym7s

However, this was not allowed in America, and for some reason they changed it to "Short Short Man".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E

And it now has the lyric "eenie weenie teenie weenie shriveled little short short man"

Dont want no jort jort man

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Blue Wher

The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski

it ok posted:

jort man

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