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make sure to always remove the u to turn a bad word into a much more family-friendly word
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Apr 27, 2015 15:46
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when I read it with the asterisk in my head I pronounce it more like "fick"
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Apr 27, 2015 15:46
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you can say f*ck on the radio as long as you omit the u sound. It's classy to replace it with a record scratch or whip noise so it sounds like fwuck
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Apr 27, 2015 15:48
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radio: I wanna f*ck you like an animal
small child: what did he say? fack? fock? I guess I'll never know...
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Apr 27, 2015 15:54
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actually, I believe the correct radio edit is "I wanna forget you like an animal" (presumably not an elephant, but another type of animal, with a short memory)
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Apr 27, 2015 15:55
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if anything this edit is more sexual because it brings to mind the fleeting intransience of life and the approaching inevitability of death that is desire's necessary dance partner
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Apr 27, 2015 15:56
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i prefer to censor the f myself
could be duck
could be muck
could be buck
could be suck (lets not entertain that one)
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Apr 27, 2015 16:29
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radio: I wanna f*ck you like an animal
small child: what did he say? fack? fock? I guess I'll never know...
children over here usually pronounce "gently caress" as "fack" (straight up A because they haven't quite learned the schwa yet) and they call the middle finger the "fakkju"
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Apr 27, 2015 17:39
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you don't have to learn a schwa, it's innate like knowing the difference between right and wrong
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Apr 27, 2015 17:44
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do you know the 1995 smash hit "Short Dick Man" by American duo "20 fingers"? Well, you can watch it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wNx1CBym7s
However, this was not allowed in America, and for some reason they changed it to "Short Short Man".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E
And it now has the lyric "eenie weenie teenie weenie shriveled little short short man"
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Dont want no jort jort man
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The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:
"Baseball is chaos!"
His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski
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