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Feel free to do long effort posts, I will try to add the most coherent posts to the op and see if we can build a story. I'll start.
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Chad hadn't done much. He was busy lurking on his favourite internet forum as a 73 minute match of Smash Bros. Brawl was taking it's place in order to unlock one of the blocks of a shiny achievement wall, most of which would stay locked forever. He knew that. He also knew that none of these achievements would pay for the electricity being used by the tv he left running while eating candy he knew wouldn't make him live any longer or feel any better. He knew that. Yet, here he was, 54 minutes left. |
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*smacks lips eastern european philosopher-ly* and so on and so on
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Apr 27, 2015 23:22
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*smacks lips eastern european philosopher-ly* and so on and so on
slovenia is more central europe really
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Apr 27, 2015 23:33
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this is shaping up quite nicely
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Apr 28, 2015 00:26
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Chad suddenly bolted from his seat, grabbing his wallet and keys, rushing to his car with urgency.
"Where are you going, Chaddy?" asked his mother.
"MOM! SHUT UP! AND I TOLD YOU TO ONLY REFER TO ME AS PIZZATIME GEEEEEEZZZZ!"
Chad sat down in the worn seat of his '97 Tempo and reached for his favorite cassette tape, a mix of Madonna he had found on the side of the road. The speakers crackled to life as Chad sped down his neighborhood streets.
"You can be my lucky star!" Belted Madonna.
Ugh, then pizzatime just ran over some birds.
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Apr 28, 2015 01:30
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at that moment chad decided he would no longer be known as chad and instead be known as Heathcliff Sticklebrick for the rest of the narrative
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Apr 28, 2015 01:34
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One day nearer spring
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He'd always seen himself as the yang to Garfield's yin, tougher, scruffier, a real heathcliff.
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Apr 28, 2015 01:37
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One day nearer spring
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"Hey stickleback! You ok?" said a gorgeous fluffy cat now crouched by his side. As he looked up into her sultry feline eyes he wondered how she knew his new last name.
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Apr 28, 2015 01:57
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One day nearer spring
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That's when the world changed, the bombs exploded, their power devastating the world. Heathcliff watched as his hands and body disintegrated into dust
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Apr 28, 2015 02:00
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and then chad died
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Apr 28, 2015 02:15
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by Lowtax
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Upon hearing the news of her only son's death, the man formerly known as Chad's mother was not surprised, but worried at her immediate feelings of relief. It was true that he had been a poo poo son, and in recent years especially been nothing more than a burden to her. Perhaps if he had shown some signs of caring towards her she could have forgiven his remorseless financial exploitation, but he had been nothing except rude and dismissive towards her since puberty. It occurred to her then, that his puberty had never really ended. He had lived in a state of pubescent ambivalence well into his thirties when he suddenly dropped dead of unknown causes. Perhaps mental rot, she thought. She wondered if these thoughts made her a bad person, although she had long given up on the idea that any mother could have righted her son.
Within a few minutes, she had decided that now she would no longer think of herself as Chad's mother. She would return to the woman she was before he blighted her life. She was Audrey again, and Audrey was about to go hogwild in this crazy city. They didn't know what was coming.
real_slime fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Apr 28, 2015
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Apr 28, 2015 02:27
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audrey went gambling and lost everything to a bookie with a hook for a hand named barry
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Apr 28, 2015 02:38
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His real name was Chad. In a tragic turn of events, Audrey now owed massive sums of money to her supposedly dead son who had faked his own death and continued to financially exploit his poor mother even now.
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Apr 28, 2015 02:44
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and then chad dies again.
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Apr 28, 2015 23:14
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R.I.P.
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Apr 28, 2015 23:19
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pretty good so far
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May 4, 2024 15:42
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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Ugh, then pizzatime just ran over some birds.
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Apr 27, 2015 23:11
Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
