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Lonny Donoghan
im reading my dads sprititual autobiography

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zidane13

by Smythe
what was his spiritual philosophy?

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Lonny Donoghan

zidane13 posted:

what was his spiritual philosophy?

I don't know yet I just started reading it

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zidane13

by Smythe
will you record you reading it, so that we may experience it with you?

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zidane13 posted:

will you record you reading it, so that we may experience it with you?

no im too shy

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I bet your dad's spiritual autobiography turns out to be pretty dumb

zidane13

by Smythe

Frykte posted:

no im too shy
you should read it to me

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ron color
please turn to a random page and take a picture or type what you see

Lonny Donoghan
"I'm quite certain Sigmund Freud would concur."
"There were dark clouds on the horizon."
"whenever there was an announcement about some great human discover, my mother was quick to point out that god was the real genius behind the discovery"
"I had to make friends with the darkness"

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i am he

is it ok to laugh at things in this thread.. or is this a serious personal thing

Lonny Donoghan
laugh at anything... please just dont call me a fake-poster

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i am he

Frykte posted:

"I had to make friends with the darkness"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Of you stare long enough into the abyss, you might just make friends with it

Lonny Donoghan
"Dispel the shadows that dogged me"

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ron color
frytke comes from a family of warlocks

Lonny Donoghan
"What I remember next, was me sitting down with this Jewess telling her that she should consider having faith in Jesus."

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Frykte posted:

"What I remember next, was me sitting down with this Jewess telling her that she should consider having faith in Jesus."

Oh gosh

ron color
I gotta know how that went

Lonny Donoghan

ron color posted:

I gotta know how that went

it went well the Jewess was thankful

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Does your dad use any other racially charged words in the text?

Lonny Donoghan

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Does your dad use any other racially charged words in the text?

no i dnot think so

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pogi

Was she a Jewish Princess?

Commie NedFlanders

no son don't

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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Lonny Donoghan
it was wonderful to be filled up with His Love and His Peace

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Lonny Donoghan
god provided for us but like the israelites in the desert we got tired of the manna!

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Lonny Donoghan
this marriage counselling isn't everything its cracked up to be

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the rest is just some really dark twisted stuff. all the bad things that have happened to him he says are part of gods plan to be closer with him but it sounds like god is just abusing him... sounds like my ex-wife!

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killmeimmafailure

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm sure you could probably sell it and make a subpar sitcom. or better yet, use it for inspirational ad campaigns.

killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Apr 29, 2015

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Tebulot

im hip now bois

After analysing the thread I've determined that it's fake and op is not real and is fake too

Your all just brains in jars and fake posting

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
is your dad's spiritual autobiography the Bible by any chance? because that would make you jesus

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
does it say I AM THE LORD a lot

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
"I took God's full girth inside of me, the Jewess watching in disbelief"

FluffieDuckie

Frykte's dad and my dad should hang out. mine read a 5 page essay about god before easter dinner.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

Frykte posted:

this marriage counselling isn't everything its cracked up to be

but

Frykte posted:

it was wonderful to be filled up with His Love and His Peace

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zidane13

by Smythe
i think your dad is my dad, or all our dads.

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