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weird: by zen death robot

we always thought we were on top of the earth being pulled down but new results show we're actually on the side walking up it like spiders

# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:49

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weird: by zen death robot

really deep holes aren't actually as impressive as they look because the farther down you get the more gravity is pulling you so the less work you have to do to go farther. if you really want to show off your might you should dig lots of shallow holes

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# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:50

i am he

if you lay down on the ground long enough you can pop out the other side

# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:56

nonazis: The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:56

i am he

before there was gravity people didnt know what apples were for

# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:59

the unabonger

Gravity isn't actually real. it was invented as a concept to discourage people from flying cooked up by several famous car companies

# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:14

H.H: August is the Cruelest Month

even if that's true, what makes you think flying will actually be faster than car travel?

doesn't make sense

# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:15

the unabonger

I've heard that standing on your head can be dangerous because gravity only works from the head down

# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:16

Diqnol

Gravity revolutionized the bong and gave it power few mortals would be able to tame

# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:24

treasure bear

once a year they turn the gravity off in my village and have a big party

# ? Apr 30, 2015 10:29

Pizzatime

jumping is actually you seeing through the lie that is gravity. when you're getting pulled down that's when the brainwash kicks back in.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 11:18

cuntman.net

gravity isnt so tough. it cant even pull down a balloon

# ? Apr 30, 2015 12:52

cuntman.net

this kid here is stronger than gravity and he knows it

# ? Apr 30, 2015 12:53

cuntman.net

lightest thing i can think of? i dunno, a feather maybe. and your saying gravity can barely even move that? haha

# ? Apr 30, 2015 12:54

3D Megadoodoo

when you put a piece of metal on the ground and then use a magnet to pick it up, you're witnessing the magnetism of a small object trump the gravitism of THE ENTIRE EARTH :eyepop:

# ? Apr 30, 2015 13:09

Swizzbutt

the term "waterfall" is misleading because actually the water doesn't move, the earth is moving up. that's what Einstein meant by special relativity

# ? Apr 30, 2015 14:10

alnilam

the reason things float in space is because they've gotten above the chemtrails/HAARP field that keep people/objects convinced that gravity is real... up there they are free.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 14:42

joke_explainer

gravity is the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces, lol. weaaaaakkk

# ? Apr 30, 2015 15:49

treasure bear

joke_explainer posted:

gravity is the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces, lol. weaaaaakkk

there are 5

# ? Apr 30, 2015 15:50

treasure bear

the strongest is love

# ? Apr 30, 2015 15:50

Bwee

Cumt posted:

there are 5

, just five

# ? Apr 30, 2015 15:50

GEExCEE

I prefer interstellar, op

# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:16

google THIS

joke_explainer posted:

gravity is the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces, lol. weaaaaakkk

lol gravity is weaker than the force that's actually called the weak force

# ? Apr 30, 2015 17:12

tao of lmao

Bwee posted:

, just five

# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:29

google THIS

*all of my poo poo is dancing around on the ceiling*

floor lamp: cheese it guys, jett's coming!

*everything scrambles back to their places on the floor. I poke my head into the room, look around, shrug, and leave*

office chair: (starting to levitate again) whew, that was close.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:10