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Otaku Alpha Male posted:I'm Yosposter neonbregna. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. Generic Monk posted:im permabanned apple employee scott forstall. i first started working for apple when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "skeumorphism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "corinthian leather" and "stebe jobs" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing apps in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "skeumorphic" style of apple humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" apple to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace. Pinterest Mom posted:You’re 16. You’re in yospos. You’re posting in the apple thread. You have a crush on another yosposter — you’ve fallen hard. You can’t stop thinking about them. You suspect the feelings are mutual — but you don’t know. You’re afraid to just come right out and ask, verbally — afraid of the crushing weight of rejection. But you both wear an Apple Watch. So you take a flyer and send a few taps. And you wait. Nothing in response. Dammit. Why are you so stupid? Whoa — a few taps are sent in return, along with a hand-drawn smiley face. You send more taps. You receive more taps back. This is it. You send your heartbeat. It is racing, thumping. Your crush sends their heartbeat back. Post youare own favorite yospos fan fiction in this thread
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Smythe posted:alright OP ive been steering clear of this loving wasteland of a thread but im gonna drop some pearls in here and no their not poo poo their not pearls no bitch theyre loving frozen god cum so get ready Smythe posted:im an alphra male. im an computer engineer. i build system that keep the world running. every day after work programming and engineering on my drafting table, i hit the gym. first i do 30 mins of cardio, then i pump iron for 60 mins. little small son bros cant keep pace with me, im older, stronger, my muscles and long and lean. i shower off and put some new product in my hair. time to hit the town.
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waitin for the amazon e-book, 'smythe thoughts: an uncurated journey through this centuries most brilliant mind'
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Clockwerk posted:waitin for the amazon e-book, 'smythe thoughts: an uncurated journey through this centuries most brilliant mind'
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