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pig slut lisa

irl is good


my favorite bar in town does a thing where you get points for every beer you drink on a monday night and as you pass milestones you win prizes. well tonight i finally passed 60 monday beers and as a result i'm entitled to a beer wall tin. long story short the bartender pulls out a red stripe tin n i'm like "hell yeah baby! jamaicn for beer!" it's especially good cause we just had a jamaican coworker start. anyway the next level is 80 which is like a shirt or some poo poo. 100 is your name on the wall. i have bene in the club for several years. very nice borat.

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yoober

pig slut lisa posted:

i finally passed 60 monday beers and i have bene in the club for several years

haha

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


it's beer! red beer!

I miss those commercials. congrats, psl!

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

pig slut lisa posted:

my favorite bar in town does a thing where you get points for every beer you drink on a monday night and as you pass milestones you win prizes. well tonight i finally passed 60 monday beers and as a result i'm entitled to a beer wall tin. long story short the bartender pulls out a red stripe tin n i'm like "hell yeah baby! jamaicn for beer!" it's especially good cause we just had a jamaican coworker start. anyway the next level is 80 which is like a shirt or some poo poo. 100 is your name on the wall. i have bene in the club for several years. very nice borat.

You sound like a huge nerd and a lonely drunk all put together.

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pig slut lisa

irl is good


drilldo squirt posted:

You sound like a huge nerd and a lonely drunk all put together.

hmmm...ya...go on (but in my head i'm thinking "this guy's freakin nutso!!)

bog pixie

drilldo squirt posted:

You sound like a huge nerd and a lonely drunk all put together.

wait are you talking about me now? haha

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

drilldo squirt posted:

You sound like a huge nerd and a lonely drunk all put together.

wtf I hadn't even posted anything yet :(

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I hate mondays too but 60 beers seems a bit excessive

mycophobia
garfield: I hate mondays! [drinks several beers at once]

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
but if I can just drink 60 beers in one sitting I can get Odie that wall tin he's been hankering for

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

Luvcow posted:

but if I can just drink 60 beers in one sitting I can get Odie that wall tin he's been hankering for

with a side of alcohol poisoning

alnilam

mycophobia posted:

garfield: I hate mondays! [drinks several beers at once]

Luvcow posted:

but if I can just drink 60 beers in one sitting I can get Odie that wall tin he's been hankering for

FluffieDuckie

am i the only one thinks that rewarding people for drinking large quantites of beer on weekdays might not be a great idea?


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i am he

FluffieDuckie posted:

am i the only one thinks that rewarding people for drinking large quantites of beer on weekdays might not be a great idea?

whats wrong with drinking on weekdays

FluffieDuckie

i am he posted:

whats wrong with drinking on weekdays

work hangovers?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

i am he

i drink every day and i never have a hangover. i beat the system.

FluffieDuckie

i am he posted:

i drink every day and i never have a hangover. i beat the system.

the first step to getting better is to admit you have a problem


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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FluffieDuckie posted:

am i the only one thinks that rewarding people for drinking large quantites of beer on weekdays might not be a great idea?

depends, are you a bar owner trying to make more revenue on slow days?

alnilam

60 monday beers over several years is hardly "large quantities" duckie

Bwee
60 beers on a monday

i am he

alnilam posted:

60 monday beers over several years is hardly "large quantities" duckie

i was going to say this but thats not what she's saying so i didnt

FluffieDuckie

sorry sorry forget i said anything. everyone go back to your binge drinking


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Bwee
Solomon Grundy,
60 beers on a Monday,
60 beers on Tuesday,
60 beers on Wednesday,
60 beers on Thursday,
60 beers on Friday,
60 beers on Saturday,
60 beers on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy

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alnilam

FluffieDuckie posted:

sorry sorry forget i said anything. everyone go back to your binge drinking

well i wasn't gonna but if the duck says so...

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Bwee posted:

Solomon Grundy,
60 beers on a Monday,
60 beers on Tuesday,
60 beers on Wednesday,
60 beers on Thursday,
60 beers on Friday,
60 beers on Saturday,
60 beers on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy

pig slut lisa

irl is good


i was reading an urban planning book at the bar. if that thread was still active maybe i wouldn't have been driven into the bottle.

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Bwee posted:

Solomon Grundy,
60 beers on a Monday,
60 beers on Tuesday,
60 beers on Wednesday,
60 beers on Thursday,
60 beers on Friday,
60 beers on Saturday,
60 beers on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy

lmao

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google THIS

Bwee posted:

Solomon Grundy,
60 beers on a Monday,
60 beers on Tuesday,
60 beers on Wednesday,
60 beers on Thursday,
60 beers on Friday,
60 beers on Saturday,
60 beers on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy

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