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Selfie: A selfie is a photograph taken of one's self. A common misconception is that the selfie was invented only after the creation of the cameraphone, but its actual origin dates back to the late Otto van Buren. Harmonica: A harmonica is a wind instrument favored by hobos and working-class miscreants of the early twentieth century. A funny joke is to swallow a harmonica because it looks weird when it's stuck in the middle of your neck and every time you breath it plays an off-key note. Dream: A dream is a wish your heart makes. Dreams are afforded much significance in many cultures. Many people, dating back to Sigmund Freud, think that dreams are a window into the subconscious mind. My mom says that my dreams are stupid but we'll see who's laughing when Slickers: Waterproof Stickers! is a household brand. My sister's dream is to be a lady astronaut but someone already did that dream so I'm not very impressed. |
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Makeup: Makeup was a popular accessory in ancient Egypt, but scientists have discovered evidence of makeup even in pre-historic nomadic cultures. Cave paintings of crudely drawn women with pigments smeared across their faces indicate that women have been using makeup to trick men into mating for most of human history.
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POWERBALL posted:Selfie: A selfie is a photograph taken of one's self. A common misconception is that the selfie was invented only after the creation of the cameraphone, but its actual origin dates back to the late Otto van Buren. POWERBALL posted:Makeup: Makeup was a popular accessory in ancient Egypt, but scientists have discovered evidence of makeup even in pre-historic nomadic cultures. Cave paintings of crudely drawn women with pigments smeared across their faces indicate that women have been using makeup to trick men into mating for most of human history. lmao ---------------- |
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Scarf: A length of cloth used to keep your neck and face warm. It's impossible to smoke through, and they typically can't support a person of healthy weight and girth, so don't bother. Rain: Evaporated water that condenses in clouds and falls from the sky. The devil lives under the earth, where the water is, so technically it is demon and not angel tears. Bell: It goes "bong" lol ---------------- |
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Qwerinty posted:Scarf: A length of cloth used to keep your neck and face warm. It's impossible to smoke through, and they typically can't support a person of healthy weight and girth, so don't bother.
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Bell, Graham: It goes "bong", but uses the metric system (see: Bell) |
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Doe: A deer, a female deer. Ray: A drop of golden sun. Me: A name I call myself. Far: A long long way to run. |
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May 11, 2015 01:53
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DeepQantas posted:Bell, Graham: It goes "bong", but uses the metric system (see: Bell) lol
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Hick Magnet posted:Doe: A deer, a female deer. DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 03:51 on May 11, 2015 |
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Fast: The first (non-The) word in the title of the Fast & Furious movie franchise.
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