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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Flynn Taggart posted:

Ghostbusters: Melissa McCarthy eats a bunch of hot dogs and flops around like a drunk trailer trash retard
tell her about the twinkie

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Carthag Tuek

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Dan Aykroyd: It's not a movie. He's just there, being an idiot. For a goddamned while.

Meatsplosion

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Al Borland

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WetNightmare posted:

Friday the 13th series: The first forty minutes of the movie would be counselors having sex and pointless conversations interspersed with suspenseful moments where nothing happens. Then one of them sees Jason and runs away. Then they go on Google and look up news reports about his death. They feel really bad for Jason and find his body at the bottom of the lake to give him a proper burial and make him feel better. Jason feels better and goes away. Only one person dies.

Hellraiser: Nobody has the attention span necessary to figure out the box puzzle. Pinhead just sits inside of it, bummed out.

F13th Jason was only in it for one minute. :sigh: His mom was the murderer.

In Hellraiser, the ghoul got out because the dad bled on the floor. So yeah, assuming the dad still bleeds there. Still gotta deal with a ghoul eating people.

God you don't know your horror movies MR WET NIGHTMARE.

E:

More like mr wet never seen a spooky movie.

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Event horizon: Instead of going crazy in space they walk out of the NASA soundstage

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet: Passenger sees a man on the wing. Pilot reports it to ground control. Plane gets shot down by an airforce jet.

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 09:26 on May 15, 2015

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