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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
lately i have been harried

even after safely washing and drying a load o laudry, they're everywhere and they're not mine. anybody have hair repellent tricks

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
who has put pubic hair on my coke? - Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas

tao of lmao

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
zap everything you own that isn't red with lasers and it'll clear up in a few sessions

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Rodatose

corn, corn, corn

The ol' pocketdog trick.

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

opioid agonist posted:

lately i have been harried

even after safely washing and drying a load o laudry, they're everywhere and they're not mine. anybody have hair repellent tricks

I just wanna say that I really love your username.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nonazis posted:

I just wanna say that I really love your username.

thanks, it was a gift from the mods

i've been wondering about it for a long time...the meaning of opioid agonist i mean

what is it





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
according to wikipedia it means that i'm a chemical morphine dirivitive that knows how to hitch a ride in a pinch





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Qwerinty posted:

zap everything you own that isn't red with lasers and it'll clear up in a few sessions
out of lasers atm unforch





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Rodatose posted:

The ol' pocketdog trick.

it's like mega kangaskhan but cuter





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Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

is there even hair on the tip?

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

opioid agonist posted:

thanks, it was a gift from the mods

i've been wondering about it for a long time...the meaning of opioid agonist i mean

what is it

well an opioid antagonist is something that prohibits the reuptake of opiates, which makes your high better and last longer (opiates are heroin, oxycodone, hydrocodone and the like). I just think of someone addicted to vicodin who is pretty bummed out about it.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:chillpill::sadfan:

peanut


I visited the house of my friend with Too Many Cats and I was wearing a black pants and a white shirt so no matter what, you could see a lot of cat hair.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
tape

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

woah, you're right, good idea

off topic, but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbdpSZ8A0BQ

if you haven't heard byob forums poster racefat's new youtube music sensation you really should do so real quick ^^^





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
his king of the hill is my all time favorite though because i heard it and received feels before even reading the lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqYrEMEYbUE

your synth skills are unmatched racefat or dotflist if you're reading this





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
ok, back to ways to not have hairs on your person all the time pls





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Mapparu


is this how you feel OP?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
no and eww

pls keep the hairs coming so i can regurgitate and end this gross thread at some point

*picks lots of long hairs off flannel shirt like ice cube style fro m friday '





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
basically what I'm wanting to know is why being high makes you notice all those hairs on your clothes that you otherwise wouldn't notice if you're soem kins of square





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The X-man cometh
Put tape on your skin and rip it off repeatedly.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hair on teeth. i'd still chew on gum.

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Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
Set yourself on fire

kuskus

when I pinch my stubble and pull my fingers away, I harvest cat hair. cats bump my chin and lay on my face and it acts as Velcro.

if you have had multiple girlfriends in the last year and you have a brush in your bathroom it's time to throw it away. don't keep old hairs in the brush and have other girls mixing their hair together, it's spooky and bad taste.

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

kuskus posted:

don't keep old hairs in the brush and have other girls mixing their hair together, it's spooky and bad taste.

that's how you get tumbleweaves

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:rimshot:

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