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in colorado the stoned citizens have marijuana land mines that explode if you step on them and get you high even if you didnt want to get high. they learned the landmine schematics from isis. they laughed after they learned them. everyone runs around hitting each other with big sticks. everyone is in a stick gang hitting each other and nobody knows why, just high out of their minds. an outbreak of literal potzombies broke out in Boulder from premature unripe weed. whoever they bit got high and became one. everybody grew their hair theres too much hair and it is threatening the delicate ecology (dabs in the river too) the homeless are twice as hungry WetNightmare fucked around with this message at 18:46 on May 31, 2015 |
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May 31, 2015 18:49
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lol
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they launched enough weed nukes that the smoke from them blocks out the sun and now all sunlight is rainbow colored
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mad max finally proves you right that if you had just gotten a little bit higher in high school you probably could have made all those cool cars you doodled in your notebook.
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May 31, 2015 22:43
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they just made not smoking weed illegal to see how the other ppl like it
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May 31, 2015 23:35
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here' s a cool idea: it's a car that shoots fire and has spikes, but also - check it out - if you flipthis part up, it turns into a huge bong 
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army colonel: that's already two thirds of the batallion. we can't afford these losses, general. the infection is spreading too fast. general: if only the fatcats in denver would have listened, none of this wou-... do you hear that? colonel: i-, no, i don't hear anything general: it almost sounds like... colonel: sir? general [now in a loose-knit rasta hoodie, a tie-dye headband, and holding two bongs]:  reggae, mon!colonel: nnnnoooooOO! [shoots himself in the head]
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lets go get high and watch the new documentary on the legalization of weed in colorado, mad max
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