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City of Glompton

it's hot, it's going to be 109 F by the end of the week, but that's ok because I carpool.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:00

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 15:34

City of Glompton

it's really nice and relaxing to take a dip in the carpool before and after work. my coworkers complain about the chlorine smell but I think they're just jealous.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:02

Piso Mojado

if you get in a wreck, it actually cleans the other car!

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:05

joke_explainer

I highly recommend the carpool. it makes a lot more sense than the motorpool, which is just a big unlit pool filled with grinding motors and spinning belts you can't see. not fun to swim with. not refreshing

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:11

City of Glompton

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:12

City of Glompton

^ that's our carpool's bumper stick

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:12

Miss Psychosis

What the hell did this "P" person do to you?

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:14

Wertjoe

I don't drive in your toilet
You don't pee in my carpool

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:15

City of Glompton

you think you've seen some poo poo because you've slammed on your brakes and spilled a mega fountain drink all over the floorboard? I'm telling you you're still not prepared for what happens when you slam your brakes in the carpool...

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:16

City of Glompton

Miss Psychosis posted:

What the hell did this "P" person do to you?

they "went" in the carpool :mrwhite:

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:17

City of Glompton

Wertjoe posted:

I don't drive in your toilet
You don't pee in my carpool

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:18

FreshCutFries

you want to know what I think about your carpool?! this is what i think about your carpool!!

*the arp in carpool slowly rises up and off the page. the remaining letters smoosh together*

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:20

google THIS

wanna know what I think?

*c, a, r, and l float away*

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:29

Piso Mojado

Miss Psychosis posted:

What the hell did this "P" person do to you?

he's my friend. a whoo hoo hoo.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:38

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City of Glompton posted:

I grew up with this god bless you

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:54

dogcrash truther

City of Glompton posted:

welcome to our Carl

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:54

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

they are definitely not dressed in work clothes, though.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 05:09

Piso Mojado

daaaamn, which one is you?

# ? Jun 23, 2015 05:27

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

the hat

# ? Jun 23, 2015 05:33

joke_explainer

Thingyman posted:

you want to know what I think about your carpool?! this is what i think about your carpool!!

*the arp in carpool slowly rises up and off the page. the remaining letters smoosh together*

welcome to byob good post

# ? Jun 23, 2015 05:39

City of Glompton

Thingyman posted:

you want to know what I think about your carpool?! this is what i think about your carpool!!

*the arp in carpool slowly rises up and off the page. the remaining letters smoosh together*

# ? Jun 23, 2015 05:45

i am he

i choke on the fumes of mechanical beasts that man was not meant for, i look outside my window and observe the wretched wasteland man has wrought, i see michael phelps zoom by, i scream.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 06:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

i am he posted:

i choke on the fumes of mechanical beasts that man was not meant for, i look outside my window and observe the wretched wasteland man has wrought, i see michael phelps zoom by, i scream.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 06:31

City of Glompton

i am he posted:

i choke on the fumes of mechanical beasts that man was not meant for, i look outside my window and observe the wretched wasteland man has wrought, i see michael phelps zoom by, i scream.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 13:23

Ace of Baes

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# ? Jun 23, 2015 13:43

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

try to find a swim suit with a pocket for your wallet so you dont get in trouble for diving without a licence

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# ? Jun 23, 2015 20:02

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

ugh these brooklyn hipsters

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# ? Jun 23, 2015 22:54

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

dogcrash truther posted:

welcome to our Carl

# ? Jun 23, 2015 22:56

ron color

Ace of Baes posted:

where did you find a picture of a stop sign with divers on it????

# ? Jun 23, 2015 23:39

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

An Officer tried to arrest me for drinking and driving but I floated away on a raft while sipping my Bud Lite Lime and listening to "Santeria" on repeat

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# ? Jun 23, 2015 23:56

Ace of Baes

ron color posted:

where did you find a picture of a stop sign with divers on it????

underwater

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# ? Jun 24, 2015 00:28

ron color

if youren a river you can drink a beer no matter wheere or when

# ? Jun 24, 2015 00:28

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

i am he posted:

i choke on the fumes of mechanical beasts that man was not meant for, i look outside my window and observe the wretched wasteland man has wrought, i see michael phelps zoom by, i scream.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 00:29

City of Glompton

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

try to find a swim suit with a pocket for your wallet so you dont get in trouble for diving without a licence

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 24, 2015 00:58

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

POWERBALL posted:

An Officer tried to arrest me for drinking and driving but I floated away on a raft while sipping my Bud Lite Lime and listening to "Santeria" on repeat

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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:03

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

POWERBALL posted:

An Officer tried to arrest me for drinking and driving but I floated away on a raft while sipping my Bud Lite Lime and listening to "Santeria" on repeat

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:16

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 15:34

Mapparu

i am he posted:

i choke on the fumes of mechanical beasts that man was not meant for, i look outside my window and observe the wretched wasteland man has wrought, i see michael phelps zoom by, i scream.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:17

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